I created slinkies, stop playing with them cause they're mine!
—Dr N. Brio
...My name sounds like a fetus...
—okay...
Dr N. Brio is a scientist who claims that he has invented EVERYTHING. He is friends rivals with Neo Cortex and Dr. Robotnik. According to Brio, he invented the Evolvo-Ray, his peons, Bandicoots, the Bible, the NV, Cortex's Space Head, Recycling, Slinkies and several eeeevil devices. Of course, the truthfulness in these claims is often, if not always, disputed, and they are almost all, "[citation needed][citation needed]" as Wikipedia calls it. The only thing he didn't take credit for was a Lite Brite, of which he fully credits to Burt Meyer.
His head is so big because he actually did invent the Face Morpher, and Rainbows decided to get REVENGE for this. He is also related to a disembodied sneaker called The Giant Foot at the Side of the Screen, which you can see on his image to his right.
Historia[]
Pre-Cortex[]
N. Brio was born to a person who married another person. At age 5, he went to the Academy of Evil, and his teacher was the infamous Lord Evil! Unfortunately, Lord Evil is evil. That evil ball made N. Brio's life really hard. Thankfully (for evil, at least), it payed off and now N. Brio is here.
N. Brio, of course, was able to get away with much more than most school children. Only once was he ever suspended, and that was from doing a good deed. Unfortunately, a field trip to N. Sanity Island led to N. Brio being eaten alive by Baby Yoshi, as he thought his name was, "N. Brioche" instead. When N. Brio hatched from his egg, he became a frail old man.
His Brief Time With Cortex[]
Obviously, all his schoolfriends have moved on since he got... eaten. So he had to fend for himself in a cave. Little did he know that the cave he went to was already occupied, by Dr. Neo Cortex. Cortex looked at N. Brio, and he said nothing more than the following:
yes
—Cortex
Cortex and N. Brio began talking about how much they should invent something right now. N. Brio tried to make his own Death Star, but somehow got the Face Morpher instead. He used this new device to morph the faces of all. Then Rainbows used it to morph his own face so she can be a good Face Morpher. That is why N. Brio looks how he does now, including those screws on his pinhead.
This was also when he made the Evolvo-Ray, and when Dr. Robotnik stepped on his foot. Yes, Robotnik did that. This is why N. Brio hates him. Aside from that, Brio made a space station for Cortex called the Space Head.
Scheme, Failure, and Break-Up[]
From the Space Head, Cortex and Brio devised a plan to spread NVs, funny goggle things that can control your mind, all across the UnWorld. This was pretty good. What was not so good, however, was that N. Brio forgot the Nachos for the ride. Cortex kicked him back into orbit as a direct result. It was here when N. Brio discovered Crash Bandicoot, who Cortex hated.
Crash and N. Brio valiantly collected the Chaos Emeralds in order to get enough Chaos Energy to power a death ray. It worked, and the Space Head was shot down. Cortex threw a brick at both before going back to his lab for the sake of some other doohickey Crash will seek to destroy.
N. Brio Now[]
N. Brio still has bats in the belfry, so he continues to make baseless and not at all based claims of creating random nonsense. He sometimes helps Crash out, as long as he gets to fight Cortex, for he believes that everything that happens in the UnUniverse is a part of our plan. He is right.
ALCHEMICAL WARFARE
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ALCHEMICAL WARFARE can target exactly where a chemical flask would hurt the most, as such, he throws them at that area. Be especially careful of red flasks.
UnPop Culture[]
- N. Brio made a cameo appearance in the Teletubbies episode, "The Box".
- N. Brio is also rumored to be playable in Crash Bandicoot Clones Himself Racing.
Controversies[]
As N. Brio is pretty nuts, many fellow scientists and doctors, namely Dipsy and Dr. Evil, have discredited him, as he tends to act like he made everything. He even once tried to claim he made Alt 2.0, though we don't truly know who made her.
He also claims to have written every book in the Christian Bible's Old and New Testaments. Of course, what he does not know is that we created him, he would not have a page had it not been for such! Yes! Even the entire UnUniverse, of which WE created NOT HIM, read your UnAnything: The Novel we wrote it, is a creation of ours! THIS GUY IS TRYING TO TAKE CREDIT FROM- BAANG!