Who am I?
—Dr. Who 3.0
Who, of course.
—Dr. Who 3.0, mocking his rival; however he retaliated by claiming it was the words of captain obvious and probably zero. For effs sake why...
An alternate photo of Dr. Who 3.0; reminds me of this tbh
Dr. Who 3.0 (also known as "Good Dr. Who and also called The Doctor by his companions) is a nice, kind, and friendly "doctor" (meaning he's not a doctor) who travels in time because he needs to save lives. Actually I take that back. He isn't really a doctor in the common sense as he in actuality has a doctorate or PhD in stupidity or something. He was the direct result of Dr. Who being cloned with the Wa-Machine 2.0 a second time. The first obviously created Dr. Who 2.0, aka Rodger. Dr. Who probably had gone into the Wa-Machine 2.0 attempting to become WadrWho, but some goofball messed with the settings (basically clicking undo on the first clone and UnWa-ify on the second, idk how it works) and the machine instead created both Rodger and the Good Doctor. (Interestingly, the Wa-Machine backstory is now rumored to be retconned after the concept of Bi-generation was introduced) He can also be said to be this wiki's equivalent of the Valeyard, though I dunno about what he has to do with this doctor.
He is said to be a centuries-old alien known as a Time Lord (duh) from a planet called Gallifrey who like I said has to travel through space and time in his machine that he calls the TARDIS... Maybe he does, but sometimes companions assist him. He is also the rival to his evil twin, Doctor Who. Since he is a Time Lord, he is able to alter his body when he is critically hurt in a process known by scientists as "regeneration", a biological function of the Time Lord race that allows a change of cellular structure and appearance with recovery following a potentially fatal injury such as when he mutated into a fucking freak lady before his rival did. Actually, take that back. It happened to him twice, first time by happenstance and the second because of an elixir given to him by a group of cultists from an orange planet after he injured was in a spaceship crash. This elixir is what caused him to become a warrior and later on turn into an earlier incarnation after his freak lady incarnation.
He is also apparently the title character in in the long-running UnBBC science fiction television show Doctor Who. The funny thing is the UnBBC is also just called the BBC, and is not to be confused with the sacred company that makes the notorious Teletubbies show and is rumored to sponsor his rival. Since the show's inception in 1963, the character has been portrayed by 15 lead actors. As of now its still 15 that are confirmed, though I predict he will eventually have 17 incarnations. One of them is a black Scotsman an the other is that freak Blonde woman. He reprises his role in the show, as an alien traveling through space and time in his TARDIS with the occasional companions.
In the show, the transition to each succeeding actor is explained within the show's narrative through the plot device of "regeneration", which essentially a similar concept as to that in real life with some animals. He is also planning to defeat his evil twin Dr. Who and save the universe with the help of his twin, Doctor Who 2.0, also known as the fugitive doctor or Rodger.
Historical Events Affected By His Evil Clone[]
- What he claims to be 1000000 BC: Introduced caveman to fire using a Zippo Lighter
- 2000 BC: Taught the Aztecs how to build pyramids
- 0 AD: Witnessed the death of Jesus
- 1300's AD: Introduced the Black Death into Europe using 23rd century biological weaponry created by Umbrella Corporation
- 9/21/1780: Convinced Benedict Arnold to betray America
- 3/4/1879: The Doctor kidnapped an infant named Albert from the year 2525 and raised him for serval years until he traveled back in time to give him to the Einstein family in Germany. In those few years being raised in the 2500's, Albert learned how to create an atomic bombe and what E=MC^2means.
- 11/22/1963: Was the second gunman in the John F. Kennedy assassination.
- 4/26/1972: Broke into the Watergate Hotel and framed Richard Nixon
- 5/17/2018 he (now a she) Challenged alt 2.0 to tell Alt 4.0 to fight dr. who's Bully in wrestling after his (now her) Time machine and Spaceship got hacked by Alt.
Historical Events Affected By The Good Doctor Who/Doctor Who 3.0[]
- 1000 BC: Introduced Jiggeroids (Wonkaiforma Gallfreshii, Cars with legs, and his ancestors to his species) to fire using lasers and artificially induced lightning.
- 2000 BC: Taught the so called Gallifeyans how to build sand houses
- 0 AD: He also witnessed the Funeral of Jesus and wrote about it in his "Notebook of TARDIS".
- 1300's AD: I didn't remember what he did... He maybe got into a conflict with the bad doctor who or tried to circumvent the black death his evil twin caused. (Ok pretty much every fucking time I bring this up he would treat me as a piece of shi-)
- 9/18/1884: Witnessed the invention of the electric fan and suddenly felt a gust of wind coming out of nowhere when the inventor turned it on.
- 11/22/1963: Watched a concept art slideshow of his show on a trip to UnEngland whilst the John F. Kennedy assassination occurred the following day with his rival's involvement.
- 11/25/1963: Visited Patrick Troughton who was later cast to portray him in his own show.
- 8/6/1971: Helped build the Dome Hotel (a hotel that coincidentally bears incongruous similarities to home dome) and helped install windows.
- 6/28/1971: During his competition with his rival, the Good Doctor babysat an infant named Elon from the year 3016 and raised him for several years until he traveled back in time to 1971. There, he was given to the Musk family in the UnUnited States. In those few years being raised in the 3010's, Elon learned how to create rocket boosters for space ships. Especially ones to send humans, especially mortals who committed crimes into the void of space. With the knowledge he received from the good doctor, Elon would eventually develop a thick stainless steel material as an adult which cannot contort if you tried to bend the living daylights out of it. This would go on to be used by his company SpaceX on their Starship Rocket. Thinking their baby died, the parents in the future had a funeral until 33 years later when the good Dr. Who went to 3049 with a middle aged Elon Musk. Despite being raised by the good Doctor, Musk is a pacifist against both him and his rival.
- The Good Doctor was also inspired to raise Elon after he had to save an infant named Lulubelle. Lulubelle was snatched by a bunch of goblins one Christmas, and a teen girl actually had to give chase first.
- 4/26/1972: Helped a Barbershop Quartet in America (who quit their jobs when radios got installed in cars) turn a house into a restauraunt (which soon became a Wendy's unfortunately and then became basically KFC and a Burger King fused together after a McDonald's was built) and rebuild Mountain Inn (aka the Dome Hotel).
- 9/11/1985: The Scavenger (4th incarnation and female of his spiecies) Had a Baby named Emily, when suddenly The Doctor's sister (Andy) raised him for 25 years until she traveled back in time to give him to the Einstein family in Germany to murder the Edgy Sun Baby and returned her back to the year 2010 when Dr. Who was Matt Smith and he greeted his previous incarnation (which is indeed Matt Smith). In those 25 years being raised she Became strong enough to hold out against the baby sun's powers.
- 11/22/2004: Was the eighth gunman in the assassination of Somebody bad and accidentally stumbled upon 1 month old Dud13's house.
- 4/20/2010: He Added the Dipsy Doodles BBQ flavoring to Cheetos by mistake.
- 6/07/2010: During a skirmish with Dr. Who in a high security prison in Ohio, he resorted to using Cheetos laced with Dipsy Doodle cornmeal. This didn't turn out well as they fell under the command of Dipsy and one of the Cheetos was already stolen by the other Dr. Who. (it is debatable if the entire Cheetos themselves was made from the same cornmeal mix as Dipsy Doodles though)
- 2/14/2011: He later attempted to avert a Dipsy Doodle zombie outbreak from that same prison, though he lost. Thankfully Felix took care of it. He and Felix weren't infected because that's not how Dipsy Doodles work.
- 7/14/2022: Successfully averted the sinking of the S.S. Didney Wish. His evil twin intended to cause a repeat of Titanic's disaster on the most recently built Didney cruise ship as he wanted to criticize them for buying out his show. The good Doctor had melted the iceberg that Dr. Who placed in the path of Didney Wish and so the rivalry continues.
- 7/5/2023: Created Threads in response to his adopted son taking over Twitter and rebranding it to X under advice from his rival and a guy simply known as The Toymaker. He also did this to save Elon from viewing the works of questionable people on that site.