- Oops! Were you looking for an even worse and eviler doctor?
*♫♬* I am doctor Mario and i am saving lives! I look different in this shame (incoherent gibberish)*♪♫*
—Dr. Mario
The doctor is in.
Dr. Mario is an unlicensed doctor who ended up killing most of his patients. He was being held in jail for OVER 9000 years for eating pie. Whether he actually is Mario or just an evil clone is not sure. Dr. Mario is actually Mario's great great great great uncle's great great great grandson. This means he and Mario are sorta like cousins, except they're not.
Medical Practice[]
Dr. Mario likes to treat people by sticking shawts into them and sucking out their blood. Then he feeds them pills that he found in his grandma's medicine cabinet. His specialty is to mix pills together to make new medicine. He'll usually just break into a drug store with a Fire Flower and started lighting stuff on fire; while the store is burning he will steal all the drugs and mix them into a bottle. Every so often he sets up a stand and charges $400 for one of these bottles.
Please, no.
Skibidi Toilet[]
Dr. Mario started The Appliance Alliance because he was super tired of the Skibidi Toilets yelling "skibidi dop yes yes" outside his NYC studio apartment. So he killed one and spliced its DNA with PWN and Toad to make his own virus to make less annoying guys who'd kill them. His guys sucked and got AIDS put in their DNA by the Skibidi Toilets, so he told Engineer it was his problem and that is was his job to save NYC so he got help from the Engineer cus he couldn't do it on his own.
Trivia[]
- Dr. Mario likes Medic because that guy gives people AIDS and Dr. Mario knows how to cure AIDS.
- Dr. Mario is responsible for all pill placements in The Binding of Isaac and its sequels.
- Dr. Mario has cleansed the faces off of 41,292 cats to try to snatch their :3 and attach it to himself. He since regrets killing those cats because they owed him money and now he can't get it.