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DrKrabtonsMiracleEverythingJuice

This juice boi

Dr. Krabton's Miracle Everything Juice is a sauce that is not supposed to be used for everything (due to Bikini Bottomites in Bikini Bottom doing stupid things with this item. Like burning people's eyes or filling land creatures' air helmets with this item), so it was Spongebob's idea for making Mr. Krabs and Plankton turned their customers unsatisfied

Discovery[]

The special grease first appeared when Mr. Krabs and Plankton discovered it. Karen the Computer analyzed that the grease was a combination of Krabby Patty grease and chum runoffs. Mr. Krabs and Plankton have no choice but to compete as partners. Spongebob said that it was used for everything, but Spongebob made Mr. Krabs and Plankton turn their customers unsatisfied. We know that Spongebob did a bad and stupid idea. This is why Mr. Krabs and Plankton should use the grease as new sauce instead

List of things that can be used[]

  • Sandwich topping
  • Milkshake
  • Scent for the restrooms
  • Fuel for flamethrowers
  • Lubricant for killer robots
  • Bombs that smell like French fries
  • Toothpaste
  • Bodywash
  • Deodorant
  • Shoe polish
  • All-night face mask
  • Gary's breakfast
  • SpongeBob's breakfast
  • Cure for bursitis
  • Milk bottles
  • Hair treatment
  • Boat fixing
  • Boat fuel
  • Reinvigoration of old lighthouse paintjobs
  • Fertilizing lawns
  • Dome glass polish
  • Shining nuts
  • Fixing false teeth
  • Making one's voice sound creepier
  • Fixing pets' bad smell
  • Slickening marbles
  • Straightening untrimmed nose hair
  • Acne treatment
  • Fire extinguisher recharging fluid
  • Drinkable vitamins

Things that it can't do (According to the UnDefeatables and the UnAnything Team) because of Spongebob's stupid ideas[]

  • Fuel for oxygen machines
  • Fixing maturation lines around one's eyes

Trivia[]

  • It turns out that the juice has a golden and neutral god-like plague/virus element that gives people only pinkeyes when used as eye treatment
  • Don't add both Coronavirus, Lean, ketamine, Kelp Shakes (from that suspicious Kelpshake Stand), Number Captain Poison, WaChug Jug juice, Pink Sauce, and Pilk with this juice together, or it would become unstable essence
  • It can be used as alternate gasoline fuel or cleaning wax for boating cars in racing shames
  • It's hated rival is Canned Bread or Canned Coochie
  • It can also be used and created by the Undefeatables and UnAnything Team for refueling stations at the UnAnything HQ
  • Phineas and Ferb from the 2nd Dimension likes these to be used for their inventions, jetpack fuel, and Carbon-inators
  • Since it is not completely liquid, it could be classed as a Non-Newtonian fluid.
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