Dr. Hax is a weird, big headed, angry, and awesome guy who sneaks up on someone who is using hacks to beat shames. He points at them, and yells "HAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!", which causes an old PC to be hurled at the victim, brutally killing them and making the fall onto the floor. He can also hover in mid-air. Once, someone took his job, by stabbing a hacker to death, so he unleashed his full power on them, crushing them under a mountain of outtdated monitors. His greatest enemies are Chuckles the Cheat and Gravity Cat. He has only one weakness, but only Chuck Norris knows it, although he has no need to exploit Dr. Hax with it.