Changes: Dr. Eggman

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Not to be confused with Dr. Robotnik!!!

Who you callin' egghead, eggface! Dr. Eggman

Dr. Eggman is Sonic's archenemy. He is a bald guy with a huge mustache. He is also in the running of world's fattest mammal in the universe, right next to the equally fat King Dedede, the world's fattest penguin and the Gorilla Donkey Kong. He is actually Mario's father as said in Super Mario 131. His real name was just Robotnik until one day, some guy called him an egghead. People have called him "Eggman" ever since.

Dr. Eggman was actually born in Antarctica, just so he wouldn't have to deal with his cousins, Dr. Robotnik and RobotnikClause. However, he moved to the Sonic Islands for some reason, and lived here for seven days, but Sonic kicked him out.

Dr. Eggman does not appear in many shames, as he is both dumb, and fat. This is in contrast to Dr. Robotnik, who is smart and fat. Dr. Eggman is known for his tendency to try to take over the world. Sonic always stops him though, so Dr. Eggman tried being a hobo, but that lifestyle didn't suit him either.

Dr. Eggman was once the general of Soviet Russia's grand army. He was fired after everyone realized he was still accepting presents from RobotnikClause, who was an enemy of Soviet Russia. Dr. Eggman then joined Canada's army, but he was kicked out after they discovered that he didn't like one of his presents (it was a package full of underwear).

Dr. Eggman fought in the Second Robotnik War.

Murders

Dr. Eggman Jr. - Shot in the head for getting bad grades in the kindergarden spelling bee embarrassing the Robotnik family

Miles "Tails" Prower - Crushed to death by the Death Egg Robot

The Moon - Pissed on with Super Laser Piss

Trivia

If you think he is doing anything suspicious right now, he is actually just consuming this delicious Banana!

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-{{Character Infobox|birthdate = 1957|title1 = Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik|death = 1991: Cooked into a scrambled egg and eaten with a nice english breakfast|image = Legacy super eggman render by nibroc rock db4bsgl-pre.png|dream = His lovely mustache, Robotics, Science|fear = Sonic, His Parents|occupation = Scientist|gender = Male}}'''Dr. Eggman''' is [[Sonic]]'s archenemy. He is a bald guy with a huge mustache. He is also in the running of world's fattest mammal in the universe, right next to the equally fat [[King Dedede]], the world's fattest penguin and the Gorilla [[Donkey Kong]]. He is actually [[Mario]]'s father as said in [[Super Mario 131]]. His real name was just Robotnik until one day, some guy called him an egghead. People have called him "Eggman" ever since.
+{{Character Infobox|birthdate = 1957|title1 = Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik|death = 1991: Cooked into a scrambled egg and eaten with a nice english breakfast|image = Legacy super eggman render by nibroc rock db4bsgl-pre.png|dream = His lovely mustache, Robotics, Science|fear = Sonic, His Parents|occupation = Scientist|gender = Male|alignment=neutral evil}}'''Dr. Eggman''' is [[Sonic]]'s archenemy. He is a bald guy with a huge mustache. He is also in the running of world's fattest mammal in the universe, right next to the equally fat [[King Dedede]], the world's fattest penguin and the Gorilla [[Donkey Kong]]. He is actually [[Mario]]'s father as said in [[Super Mario 131]]. His real name was just Robotnik until one day, some guy called him an egghead. People have called him "Eggman" ever since.
 Dr. Eggman was actually born in [[Antarctica]], just so he wouldn't have to deal with his cousins, [[Dr. Robotnik]] and [[RobotnikClause]]. However, he moved to the [[Sonic Islands]] for some reason, and lived here for seven days, but Sonic kicked him out.