|Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik|
|Death:||1991: Cooked into a scrambled egg and eaten with a nice english breakfast|
|Likes:||His lovely mustache, Robotics, Science|
|Dislikes:||Sonic, His Parents|
Dr. Eggman is Sonic's archenemy. He is a bald guy with a huge mustache. He is also in the running of world's fattest mammal in the universe, right next to the equally fat King Dedede, the world's fattest penguin and the Gorilla Donkey Kong. He is actually Mario's father as said in Super Mario 131. His real name was just Robotnik until one day, some guy called him an egghead. People have called him "Eggman" ever since.
Dr. Eggman was actually born in Antarctica, just so he wouldn't have to deal with his cousins, Dr. Robotnik and RobotnikClause. However, he moved to the Sonic Islands for some reason, and lived here for seven days, but Sonic kicked him out.
Dr. Eggman does not appear in many shames, as he is both dumb, and fat. This is in contrast to Dr. Robotnik, who is smart and fat. Dr. Eggman is known for his tendency to try to take over the world. Sonic always stops him though, so Dr. Eggman tried being a hobo, but that lifestyle didn't suit him either.
Dr. Eggman was once the general of Soviet Russia's grand army. He was fired after everyone realized he was still accepting presents from RobotnikClause, who was an enemy of Soviet Russia. Dr. Eggman then joined Canada's army, but he was kicked out after they discovered that he didn't like one of his presents (it was a package full of underwear).
Dr. Eggman fought in the Second Robotnik War.
Dr. Eggman Jr. - Shot in the head for getting bad grades in the kindergarden spelling bee embarrassing the Robotnik family
Miles "Tails" Prower - Crushed to death by the Death Egg Robot
The Moon - Pissed on with Super Laser Piss
- If you think he is doing anything suspicious right now, he is actually just consuming this delicious Banana!
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