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Dr. Alphys is a creepy monster not dude who lives somewhere underground. She has a lot to hide in her browser history.

Personality[]

Dr. Alphys is a shy and nerd emoji dinosaur thing Yoshi rip-off who loves Anime and Magna. Magna Carta 1215 that is! (god I hate myself). Dr. Alphys is depressed due to eating noodles, and fusing losers together.

History[]

Sometime before 2015, Dr. Alphys used to live in the dumpster. She was all alone on a late night until she met Mettaton, another freak who did JoJo poses. Alphys helped create a body for Mettaton to do these poses faster and presented it to Asgore. Asgore was so UnSad that he promoted her to be the new W.D. Gaster. Sometime later, Dr. Alphys became depressed due to her obsession with "traps".

Relationships[]

  • Sans: Dr. Alphys and Sans are closer than many people think. They usually have drinks together at Grillby's and fuse weird dogs together.
  • Undyne: Dr. Alphys LOVES this gay, STRONK fish girl. Dr. Alphys loves her horniness.
  • Mettaton: Mettaton is Dr. Alphys' invention: a robot doing poses that cares about no one but himself.
  • Asgore: Dr. Alphys used to love Asgore as much as Undyne, but decides to let it go.
  • Flowey: Flowey is another one of Dr. Alphys' inventions: a BEING OF PURE EVIL.
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