|Aw shoot, Dora the Explorer can't be eaten by Goombas!|
But beware, there may be a lot of Goombas resting in this area that will eat you instead!
WARNING: RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!! WHAT EVER YOU DO NOT TURN ON DORA AT ALL COSTS!!! IF YOU TURN ON HER SHOW SHE WILL JUMP OUT OF THE TV AND SUCK OUT YOU SOUL AND ENSLAVE YOU FOR ETERNITY!
Oh my god. SHE JUST BROKE IN!! RUN-
"Dora Dora Dora the Halo Gun Explorer, DORA!!!!! She's an uncool killer arrest her for good!"
—The theme song after Dora and Friends: Into the City
|Dora the Explorer|
|Do not approach.|
|Hair color:||Dark Brown|
Red (Devil Form)
House in Hell, IN HELL!
|Death:||Immortal to 99.99% of things|
|Education:||Three years of primary school; Eternity of training from the Devil|
|Known For:||Stealing Souls (even Dark Souls!)|
Dora the Explorer is the evil servant of the devil and is a petite Latina dwarf. She has starred in her own TV series since her birth year. Dora was born on Earth in the 1700s. She was raised by her loving family, but it was in vain. Dora killed her cousin, Diego after dating him. She is currently OVER 9000 years old, yet she still acts (and looks) like a young 4 year old. She was supposedly 7 or 8 years old when she debuted, but she lies about her age, so it doesn't matter. It's not like anyone's gonna see her.
Dora was cursed by an evil stupid bitch called Rebecca Black. Her curse brought a devil-like spirit into her. She blew up her house, ran off to Hell and blew up her own Map. Here, the devil greeted her, and she vowed her loyalty to him, she roams the Earth collecting souls for him. Dora, being a servant of the devil, is a god-like being, except, eviler. She can turn invisible and walk through
walls. She can hover, and sometimes fly. She can also do things beyond the average "BOO!" ghost. She can summon fire from the depth of Hell. She can consume the souls of her enemies. Oh, and she can make her eyes glow funny!
Dora smokes a pack a day. She smokes Winston. She smokes Winston because she thinks it tastes good like a cigarette should. That's probably why she is so loyal to the devil.
Dora is the devil's most powerful servant. Too bad she doesn't like CHEESE! You'd think that a person of her background would enjoy eating at Taco Bell. That's because you're a racist pig. She actually enjoys Kentucky Fried Chicken instead.
Dora likes to steal animals and other weird things for her explorers collection. She has a Boots, Map, and Backpack. Her favorite pet, however, is a Swiper. She also has three recurring (not cared for) pets including Azul the cow, Green the lizard, and a squirrel called, you guessed it, backpack. She also obesified a chicken and colored it red. She also has a collection of humans she keeps as her pets, she also gives them to the devil, since he is her lord.
She is supposed to be 7 or 8 years old at her debut, but she was a tween in her next version. However, these ages don't seem too accurate given her outrageous general looks. According to a website called "How Old", she does not have a face, therefore she has no age. Her mental age is equivalent to a tin can, shown when she can't even locate things that are right next to her.
Her real age is 666 years old.
As you can tell by her picture, her shirt is not covering her entire stomach. There are several reasons for this.
- Because she has more meat on her body than the average human bean.
- She cannot take it off due to her extremely-deadly-large head.
- To show that she is not sunburned on her arms, legs, and face, but that she naturally has Trump-colored skin.
- She wants to be like Miley Cyrus.
- It shrunk in the wash.
- she wants to have that ugly Charlie Damilio vibe
- She eats 666 bowls of Splaat every day.
- 1700ish: Born
- 1713ish: pledges elegance to the Devil
- 2000: TV Star
- 2005: Cousin is born, and she becomes jealous.
- 2009: Finally grew taller, then smaller
- 2011: Her cousin leaves the spotlight.
- 2014: Becomes lazy and quits her TV show.
- 2014: Goes back to being taller.
- 2017: Became pilot of the Teletubby Zeppelin.