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WANK I NEED MY WEED!!!!

Dank J Wimbleton

Dope Hank also known as Dank and Green Hank. Is another female version of Hank from the UnUnWorld.

History[]

Dope Hank used to be a regular grunt before The Angry Video Game Nerd showed up and showed her how to cut a Zan cake. Unfortunately, she didn't go all the way down so she was shot to death by the UnPolice. She was later revived and swore revenge on AVGN, but later on, she'd become addicted to weed.

While she was questioning her sexuality a bit more, Blue Hank aka Cringe Hank showed up and told her to help him find a plot device. She decided to listen to him and made weapons for him. When she returned to Nevada, she barely did anything except smoke marijuana, eat Cheetos, play Palworld, and Master Debate. She tried to join the Hank Gang but was declined for being a clone, and there can only be one Hank in Hank gang. So Dank decided to go cry and get depressed and developed a coping skill called "bashing her head against the wall".

Soon her delusions became real, and she started hearing voices in her head telling her to harm people, so she decided to buy a gun and shoot up a McDonald's, before getting restrained by White Hank, where she'd decide to take care of her as it was clear to us that Dank is mentally unstable. So basically she's now Wanks' roommate who still smokes Broly weed, eats Cheetos, plays Palword, and mass debates. She even got attached to Wank as she wanted to be her lover. Sadly, when she's off the weed, she becomes a very emotional person.

When Dank has a withdrawal, she starts breaking down, bashing her head against the wall, and crying in a corner. Wank had enough and took the weed away and decided to take her to a therapist, which kinda helped her but it didn't really help her banging her head against the wall problem. Dank would try to get in Hank gang again but was declined which got her so mad that she begged Wank to start her own gang. But in the end, she's a very friendly gal that just has a few mental problems and a drug addiction but she's a good person in the end.

Trivia[]

  • Dank has completed Palworld
  • She also has a humanoid form and she uses it a lot
  • She's a side character in The hank show
  • shes even dumber than Cirno because all the fun she had with the wall gave her major brain damage
  • Sometimes she cant sleep unless Wank kisses her goodnight
  • Shes a shitposter
  • She thinks of Hank Anti Gacha Gaming like a brother as he really cares about her mental state as he also had the same self harm problem she did
  • Shes the second female grunt on this wiki
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