Mmmm, donuts.
A donut (or doughnut to people who are nerds) is the name given to a particular piece of food that looks like bagels with flavor thanks to the frosting on it. Homer Simpson likes this food, a lot, and many people worship the doughnut in the form of SWEETHEART. You can also wear it like a ring and eat it. The sprinkles add even more flavor too, even if it's just wax.
Luigi hates these because they look like his children, however, jelly donuts don't look like bagels, nor do those long ones filled with cream, Luigi still hates them because Undertale decided to make them into spiders. All donuts are protected by Homer Simpson, which we know, since he's been doing it since first bite, so if you throw away a donut, he's coming for you.
Nutrition[]
If you eat one of these, you will intake more than 980,562 juuls of energy AKA fatness and you will instantly DIE! This is how Richard Nixon DIED during the lavagate scandal when he crafted some in Minecraft but then they killed him in real life too.
The reason that donuts do this to you is because, in a way, you are killing the donut. What goes around comes around, which is symbolised by the donut's round shape. Due to this simple philosophy, the donut enacts it's simple revenge, killing you too in the process. By encountering a donut you're essentially binding your soul to it. If you ever directly cause it's death, it will cause yours too. Scary!
Trivia[]
Android in the form of a donut.
- Nobody knows why donuts have holes. It might remain a mystery until the end of time.
- Some guy once suggested that donuts have holes so that they can be gripped, and I mean seriously, that's completely bogus, why would they ever do that for?
- American police is ADDICTED to them for some reason.
- Certain Dig-Its once planned to use donuts as a food to inhabit due to the hole in the centre. However, it was agreed upon among the group that tried this that the sugary texture made it rather uncomfortable, Plus, due to their wormy head being in the middle, they looked rather fat.
- Some guys like to call stupid people donuts, which is rather insulting to the complexity of them.