Donkey and Pong's Box Art.
Donkey and Pong, not to be confused with Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong (shame), is a shame released for the Play Station in 1924. It was developed and published by Sony Computer Entertainment, in it you play as Donkey and Pong (duh). The game is a 3D puzzle platformer, using Donkey to move in a normal way, and using Pong to reach high places and deflect objects. The game takes place in Germany in 1943, they thought that in the future everyone would speak in dance, thus making the shames lore incomprehensible, which doesn't even matter because nobody cared. The game has 3 minishames, one was literally just Phineas and Ferb (TV Series) in its entirety, because this shame is too powerful and can travel through time. Another one is Pong without the ball, making the entire shame unplayable, and the 3rd is Donkey Plinko, which was so good that it gave the game a 101 on Metacritic.
Ties to ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
One of the games bosses was A, a member of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. People still wonder if this is against ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ or propaganda for ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. You probably don't care at all. But Me? I am the biggest Donkey and Pong nut. So I care. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ denies any involvement with Donkey and Pong, but that isn't stopping anybody from saying they're involved. Sony also denies involvement with ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. but still. That. Ain't. Stopping. Anybody.
Characters
- Donkey
- Pong
- Adolf Hitler
- Adolf's Toastler (in a framed picture)
- A
- B (in a minor phone call, dont ask how they work)
- You (in the reflection of your tv screen)
- Me (in the reflection of my tv screen)
- Your Dad (oh wait)
- Mama Luigi(the only npc, repeated multiple times)
Controversy and Bannings
awesomeboy237 cant get past the title screen (womp womp)
Donkey and Pong was banned in Germany due to a scene of Adolf Hitler sitting on the toilet for a little too long. It was also banned in 24 different countries because it "hurt their feelings". There was also another Controversy due to the inclusion of A from ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, but you already read about that. It was also banned by Captain 1, but he hates everything so who cares. The Senate talked about this when talking about violent shames, because the characters can die. The game is also controversial on YouTube because the Title Screen is too hard.
Ports
As Donkey and Pong has one of the best segments of any shame, it was obviously ported to many platforms.
- IPhone SE
- Play Station 2
- Play Station 3
- Play Station 4
- Play Station 5
- Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra
- Computer
- NintenD'oh Zii EWW
- Tubby Phone
- Toaster
- Tubby Toaster
- Flying Toasters
- Adolf's Toastler
- Potato
- Commodore 64
- Walt's Second Cell Phone
- Bricks
Donkey Plinko
Donkey Plinko is the best part of a shame of all time, you play plinko but Everybody likes it. Yes, even Jay Jay the Jet Plane himself. This is because Sony signed a deal with the devil to make the best part of a shame ever, honestly makes sense that is the only explanation. Why are you even reading this, go play Donkey Plinko for God's sake. It was also rated an 11 by ISN because theres, too little water. And a 11 stars on IMdB, one review states, "Cured my cancer." Overall, Everybody likes Donkey Plinko. Including You, dont lie, you like it.
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—Vesna after playing this game
You like Donkey and Pong, don't you Vesna.
—Toast
Downtown spinach; Downtown spinach; Downtown spinach.
—Tasmanian Devil
Trivia
- Donkey is the singular reason those hot singles in your area ads exist.
- Pong is the inventor of simultaneously whipping and naenaeing.
- This shame made the Play Station a hit alone, without it the Nintendo 64 would've won the 5th generation console war.
- Will Smith Fish advertised this shame once.
- This shame predicted the UnAnything Wiki.
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