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Incredible 3-D adventure? Yeah, right.

Donkey Kong County (to be confused with Donkey Kong Country) is a shame for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System made by some Microsoft owned company named Rareware. This game was made with Nintendo's permission to use the DK characters, even though Nintendo still published it. It was not sued as it was obviously a not clone of Donkey and Pong Country. It was banned in the State of Weegee.

Donkey Kong County is only legal in three places, and they all hate it. You play as Donkey Kong, and must run around and eat bananas and throw barrels. That's all you do. If you eat a banana (walk to the banana to do this) and throw a barrel (walk to the barrel to do this), you win. Despite it's simplicity, it's among the hardest shames ever made. You fall to death and it has scary shame over screen with the Kongs getting captured by King K. Rool and being forced to dance the fandango while covered in lacerations.

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