Donkey Kong is an ape that runs around screaming like an... well, like an ape. He is the main protagonist in the Donkey Kong series. He is known for his absolute obsession with Bananas, but his like of violence and peace... at the same time.
Donkey Kong was born on an island, and grew up to be an ape, and started throwing barrels and smashing stuff. He starred in a shame, and then a few more shames, but for the most part, he's just a smelly old ape.
Donkey Kong is now retired. Not really. He is actually wearing a disguise. But he has the superhuman (superape?) power to turn back into a gigantic ape. That's why Mario should have thought before he started flinging poo.
Donkey Kong is among the few creatures that can expand his dong.
|Shiver me timbers!
Donkey Kong is about to be sucked up by the King K. Rool Cannon!