UnAnything Wiki

Oh- sorry. Slight interruption there, heh. Anyways, UnAnything has a Discord! Check us out!

READ MORE

UnAnything Wiki
Advertisement
King K Rool.jpg Shiver me timbers!

Donkey Kong is about to be sucked up by the King K. Rool Cannon!
Donkey Kong
1cc61968cf9336a6c7a7a36b352b9abc.jpg
In all his glory.
Donkey Kong.jpg
“Retired” Disguise
Gender: He-Man
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Black
Likes: Bananas

Donkey Kong is an ape that runs around screaming like an... well, like an ape. He is the main protagonist in the Dinky Dong series. He is known for his absolute obsession with bananas, but his like of violence and peace... at the same time.

Donkey Kong was born on an island, and grew up to be an ape, and started throwing barrels and smashing stuff. He starred in a shame, and then a few more shames, but for the most part, he's just a smelly old ape.

Donkey Kong is now retired. Not really. He is actually wearing a disguise. But he has the superhuman (superape?) power to turn back into a gigantic ape. That's why Mario should have thought before he started flinging poo.

Donkey Kong is among the few creatures that can expand his dong and fire in spurts with relative ease, which he uses to kill King K. Rool.

Oh_these_are_pretty_cool_bananas...

Oh these are pretty cool bananas...

Advertisement