Shiver me timbers!
Donkey Kong is about to be sucked up by the King K. Rool Cannon!
Donkey Kong is an ape that runs around screaming like an... well, like an ape. He is the main protagonist in the Dinky Dong series. He is known for his absolute obsession with bananas, but his like of violence and peace... at the same time.
Donkey Kong was born on an island, and grew up to be an ape, and started throwing barrels and smashing stuff. He starred in a shame, and then a few more shames, but for the most part, he's just a smelly old ape.
Donkey Kong is now retired. Not really. He is actually wearing a disguise. But he has the superhuman (superape?) power to turn back into a gigantic ape. That's why Mario should have thought before he started flinging poo.
Donkey Kong is among the few creatures that can expand his dong and his Coconut Gun can fire in spurts with relative ease, which he uses to kill King K. Rool. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
Donkey Kong was blessed by the lords of Rare and a lot of his shames are classics. Rare's last DK shame at the home was Donkey Kong 64 which needed you to teardown your N64 and put an expansion pak inside. Japanese engineering, or should I say British? (Get it? Because the N64 is Japanese and Rare is British?)
He's bigger, faster and stronger too! He's the first member of the DK Crew! The other members are Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong, Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong and Krusha. Can we please stop singing the DK Rap?
Donkey Kong fears that he HTML is going to cut off his tie, so he doesn't go on the Internet.
Oh these are pretty cool bananas...
Donkey Kong seeing his favourite food.