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We need to build a Wall. A YUUUUUUUUUUUGE WALL!!
—Dinald Trimp, on Titan defense
My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars...
—Dinald Trimp, on his wealth
—Dinald Trimp, on the previous President
We have too much obsidian send that shit to bikini bottom
—Dinald when facing the great obsidian crisis
Donald Trump (real name Dinald Trimp) is a "politican" who served as both 33rd and 35th President of UnAmerica. He served his 1st term before Thor, who took over when Trump was snapped by Thannos, and his 2nd before Joe Biden.
He served his 1st term as President of the United States of UnAmerica before Joe Biden. When his presidency started on January 20, 2017, he sold Trumpland to Billy Mays in exchange for a decade's supply of Oxi-Clean. He is also Goldfinger from 007, and contrary to popular belief he and Ducky are good friends.
Some people think he's next to be the Devil's right-hand man, but Bob Saget thinks he's too stupid.
Origin
Dinald Trimp when he was born.
Before the existence of Earth, Dinald Trimp was born in a distant planet locally known as Stultus that was under attack by another planet known as Asinum. His parents are two different races. His mother is a Stultian while his father is an Asinumian. He was relocated to planet Earth 65,000,000 years ago along with other Stultians in a Yo Mama ship, and renamed himself to the appropriate name Donald Trump. This is the reason why dinosaurs no longer exist. Trimp, one day, decided to create a race of instrumental beings known as Trumpets, which he appropriately named after his newfound identity. which decided Later, he moved back to Stultus for no apparent reason after his twitter.com got Asploded (he got it back later though).
Involvement
Does this look like Trump to you?
The World-Universe Attacks of 2019 happened on purpose, and theories have been thrown around that Dinald Trimp in fact did it! However, he was just described as a black silhouette and only known as "The Mastermind". He also spoke in a deep voice. The conflict lasted until January 4th to January 27th.
THE OBSIDIAN INCIDENTS
Trump had too much obsidian, so he decided to turn them into massive balls and send that shit to random ass locations like Koromo Ryuumonbuchi's house and Bikini Bottom. This gallery will show you all of the many many obsidian incidents:
Second Presidency
Trump's second term as POTUnUS started on January 20th, 2025, where the "Build UnAmerica Better" phase has started by finishing DA WALL, da YUUUUUUUGGGGEEEE wall and turning more people than ever into Oxygen (and, allegedly, sending them on Jet2 holidays FOREVER!!!!!!) supposedly alongside major boring changes. He also wants to tariff Canada and Mexico because he doesn't like their leaders.
BreakfX.
Trump also started the "Build Better Breakfasts" initiative with Elon Musk, recently PROMOTED to Doge status, tech billionaire, autism representation, X formerly known as Twitter owner, and epic TROLLer who TROLLs everyone INSTANTLY, as a part of the Department of Government Efficiency. It started with Elon Musk making AI-designed X pancakes made of the realest and purest wheat, cooked on the bestest AI-designed griddle, cooked to the most optimalest temperature, ingredients including the thickest heavy cream and a phoenix egg. After that, it was the tech bacon made with edible electronics and rocks that enhance the human mind such that everyone who eats the BaconX(tm) gets Xbox Criminal Syndrome. Next are the AI-generated Xggs (pronounced "AAAAAAAAA!") laid by endangered Twitter birds, which are injected with X arguments so their eggs become rigid and optimally shaped for the human mouth to consume. The Xggs additionally support the human immune system and contain proteins that literally beat up 99.9858y182375% of viruses, bacteria, and other foreign substances with tiny little fists. The last ingredient for BreakfX is motor oil and solid Yellow 5 to put on your pancakes. With one's added choice of whatever advertiser-promoted food item showed up at the top of your AI-recommended list this morning, BreakfX is a part of a balanced breakfast and probably won't have the same effect as Dipsy Doodles.
Trivia
- He wants to build a HUUUUGGE wall
- He hates immigrants, yet he has many wives who ARE immigrants. At least, they used to be, until he used the Power of Greyskull to turn them into Americans.
- Elena of Avalor plans on getting Trump to help her build a wall on the Avalor-Mexico border.
- He wants to boycott Starbucks for no reason.
- His main rival is Joe Biden.
- The Pyro is his son
- He once tried to work that sucker to death to get some :3, but instead worked suckers and losers to death.
Get nuked.
Builds a wall around your house then nukes it along with you.