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Don’t pee on the floor, use the commodore, is an episode of Teletubbies!: The official bootleg series. It is the tenth episode of season 3 and the 40th overall, (41st if Bootleg episode Captain 37’s hotel is counted as official episode) it was released before Tubby Claus and after Tubby Factory. In the episode, Tinky Winky gets a fish and finds it is the Fugu Fish.
Plot[]
It is been a busy year at the North Pole and Santa must deliver all his presents to the ppl everywhere before New Year’s Day and sometimes, Santa can be sighted after Christmas and looks like he will. Interestingly, he is going to the Teletubbies again even though they are evil and he has some presents. In one of his bags, he has a weird fish that is going to the Teletubbies. Then the scene cuts to Teletubby Land.
In Teletubby Land, specifically the Home dome bedroom, the Teletubbies wake up and run downstairs to find out that Santa was back while they were asleep and then Tinky Winky grabs a tiny present that was the only thing dedicated to him that Santa brought over. Tinky Winky is furious and rips it open, then he finds Fugu Fish inside. Meanwhile, all the other teletubbies open their presents. Tinky Winky takes it to bathroom and says, “it’s time to feed the fish”, then he drops some kibbles in there and the fish surprisingly eats it, then he feeds it Tubby Custard, Tubby Toast, and Weekend Pickles, then he feeds it human food. The fish does not like fish food, then Tinky Winky pisses across the floor and then the fish says, “rutchachachachaxha, don’t pee on the floor use the commodore, Lalalalalalalalala!” Tinky Winky then says OMFGWTFBBQ and then the fish gets upset and sings a song that teaches kids not to swear then Tinky Winky pushes the fishbowl off the counter, causing it to fall into the Tubby-tron 3000, and the fish to start turning into a teletubby but then the machine glitches, and the Fugu fish comes out as a human. Tinky Winky wanted it to become a Laa-Laa clone but it glitched, so he kills it and throws it into the Ybbutelet Dnal Alkaline Lake, causing it to explode and destroy Ybbutelet Dnal, killing the Ybbutelets and every living thing there. As a result the other Teletubbies watch Language Littles and learn to curse at him in Spanish, Japanese etc, and The episode ends.
In a post credits scene, Dipsy is seen entering his laboratory, and then the letters “coming soon” appear on screen
Reception[]
Overall this was a pretty unpopular episode as kids didn’t understand why Tinky Winky killed his only Christmas present. Parents didn’t understand it either.
Trivia[]
- It turns out Dipsy is making a tiddlytubby that will fill in place for Baa, who was killed by Po in Tubby Revenge
- It’s unknown why the teletubbies got mad at Tinky Winky for blowing up Ybbutelet Dnal even though they are enemies of the Ybbutelets,