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NOOOOOOOOOOO! Doddy, seconds before he died in an explosion

Doddy is one of the Teletubbies, and also the creator of Candee (Bet you didn’t know that!). Not many people today know Doddy, as he didn't make a big appearance on the show until episode 101. He is cyan colored, and he looks a lot like Dipsy, mainly because he is Dipsy's cousin.

History[]

Many years ago, before the Teletubbies' TV show even aired, Doddy was well known to be one of the Teletubbies. Shortly after they had recorded what was to be the first episode of their show, Doddy decided to become famous before the episode was aired. He went away from Teletubby Land to become famous, and not return until he had done so. Whilst he was gone, the other Teletubbies decided that since he wouldn't be around for a long time, they should make a different episode to be the first episode. The unseen episode became known as episode 0.

Creating Candee[]

After making a home in a cave by a mountain grove, many countries away from home, Doddy set to work trying to become famous. He tried dancing, but he wasn’t very good. He always fell on his bottom. He tried singing, but his voice sounded like a dying donkey. He tried to be an athelete, but there isn't a single sport he is good at. He tried to be a magician, but the only magic trick he knew was making a piece of Tubby Toast disappear (by eating it). He even tried stand-up comedy, but his jokes where so bad that not even a rock would get them. For many years he studied ways in which others had become famous, then tried them himself, but none of them worked. Eventually however, he discovered Willy Wonka and his chocolate, and Doddy decided to become famous by creating a hit new candy. After much experimentation, Doddy created Candee. It was an instant hit. Doddy was famous for sure! Proudly, He set off home to tell the other Teletubbies.

Returning to Teletubby Land[]

Upon reaching Teletubby Land, Doddy spotted some Teletubby Land Bunnies he had known before he left. He went up to them and told them about his creation of Candee, but to his surprise, they didn't remember him. Despite how Doddy could easily describe them, they hadn't the foggiest idea who he was. Doddy decided the bunnies were simply stupid, and threw them in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. Then he decided to tell some Talking Flowers he knew, but they didn’t recognize him either. He then decided that THEY were stupid too and threw them in the lake. He then told some Lemmings he had known but they didn't remember him either. He decided THEY must be stupid too, and threw them in the lake as well. He found Noo-Noo mowing some lawn and tried to tell him, but HE didn't recognize him. He knew he wouldn't recognize him since he didn't really hang out with him often for he didn't appear in episode 0 (but he still thought he was pretty stupid). He then told some Furbies he knew, and THEY didn't reconise him. Doddy knew Furbies aren't stupid, making him realize that everyone had forgotten about him. This made Doddy angry, and he got angrier still when he found his episode hadn't been shown. Doddy planned to get revenge. Doddy left a piece of Tubby Toast on the ground as bait, and waited behind a hill until all the Teletubbies crowded around it. When they did, he attacked them with a RPG 7, an AK47, and a SMG 2. Tinky Winky and Po got shot badly, causing them to be killed. Laa-Laa and Dipsy, however, escaped in a spaceship, but Doddy tried to latch on, causing the rocket to crash and kill them all. After all the Teletubbies, including Doddy respawned, Doddy reminded them who he was and told them why he was gone for so long and about his creation of Candee. But he'd rather have his friends than be a candy manufacturer. They eventually remembered him and gladly accepted him back into the Teletubbies, and released episode 0 in the "Meet Doddy" DVD.

「/」Tele Teletubbies Tele「/」
「/」Teletubby Family 「/」
「/」Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Tiddlytubbies 「/」
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - RuRu - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
「/」The Lost Teletubbies 「/」
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas
「/」Teletubby Ancestors 「/」
「/」Modified Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Ybbutelets 「/」
「/」Teleteegees 「/」
「/」Wa-Teletubbies 「/」
「/」The Good Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Telotubs 「/」
「/」WoTelotubs 「/」
「/」Boohbah 「/」
「/」Bubuhz 「/」
「/」Former Boohbah 「/」
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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