Do the Wario

Do the Wario is a well-known dance and ritual, usually performed by Wa-Guys. It is infamous for being very convoluted and hard to comprehend. The dance was first invented by a man known as WaCaptain Lou Albano. It is a harder dance to perform than the Do the Mario dance. Not many people can do this dance, for this reason. The song can usually be heard at the Waligion Shrine being played by WaHyness, and is played during all Wario festivals.^{[citation needed][citation needed][Since when has Wario had a festival dedicated to himself?]} It is also played at the end of every episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!.

Instructions[]

Swing your butt from side to side
Come on, 'ybody, do the a-Wario
Do the disco no-o-ow
War-wa-aa, a-a, aa--it's Wario (I feel sorry for him)
Forget about Lui-igi, he is du-u-u, u-u-u, u-umb
Yeah everybody knows he's scared of him and then he punches him
Deh neh neh neeh neh neee neee neeeow, neh neh neh neeh neh neh, neh neh neh, neeeeeh neeeeeh neeeeeeeeeeeh
Do the di-isco, does the Wario do tha-a-at? I don't think so
Swing your butt from side to side
Come on, 'ybody, do the a-Wario
Forget about Lui-i-igi, everybody knows he's scared of hi-im
He punches him now
And that's all I have to say ABOUT THA-