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Divide by zero button

The divide by zero button used by the Center for Chaos Containment

Dividing by Zero is a method of asploding that involves mathematics. When you divide a number by zero on a calculator, an error occurs. However, when you divide things and people by zero or on a CCC calculator, they quickly approach to becoming infinitely (or negative infinitely) stretched out, becoming bigger than the UnOmniverse itself. Things divided by zero are still allowed to exist, thanks to string theory keeping all those atoms attached on strings, but usually if a living thing is divided by zero it dies pretty quickly.

The only person who can divide by 0 and live is Chuck Norris, but he won't do it because he doesn't want to make You jealous. Rumor has it that he did do this, and it lead to the creation of Your Mom.

The opposite of a Divide by Zero is Multiply by Zero, which causes you to become infinitely small, and die in a similar manner.

Ways to divide by zero[]

UnGoomba

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UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help Joseph become a Joestar by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could be terminated.

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