UnAnything Wiki

What is UnAnything? UnAnything is a humor wiki that's been running for over a decade. Want to edit? Read the rules, because your edits won't be saved unless you follow the instructions within. But if you're just curious about us, you can read the guide. Be sure to also check out our Discord! Have fun!

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Oops! You might be looking for his WEIRDER more perverted cousin Discord (App) instead!

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Take a nice long look at him...

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Discord having eaten Weekend Pickles.

CHAOS!!!

Discord.

Discord is a Draconequus, a kind of...something. He loves chaos, and therefore hates harmony-loving ponies. Even many of the Bronies hate him, despite their hardest attempts to "Love and Tolerate".

Powers[]

Discord is one of the most powerful guys in existance, seeing how he can warp reality itself, teleport, fly, and alter people's minds. The term for people under the effects of Discord's mind-altering are said to be "Discorded". By eating Weekend Pickles, Discord can become Discord Unbound, who is gigantic and ripped, and has laser eyes.

History[]

Reign of Chaos[]

Discord had been destined to cause chaos from birth, so it's no surprise he wasn't a popular kid. Around 990 A.D., he used a mixture of sealth and just running into Celestia's coronation and grabbing the crown to become king. Being royalty, he got away with everything, and caused chaos for a while until Celestia and Luna used the elements of Harmony to turn him to stone. They then ended up using him as a lawn ornament. as you can imagine, he didn't like that, so when he broke free in 2011, bad stuff happened.

Bad Stuff That Happened[]

Discord stole the Elements of Harmony, punched Fluttershy and kicked Pinkie Pie in the groin with his goat legs just to be mean. He also kicked Rigby because Rigby is a loser. He did this until he was arrested and put in the German prison where he popped Bubble Buddy. After being let out, he was attacked by Boohbah. He beat up all of them and was put back in jail. He met Mr. Barnacle there who was a judge. After he said he was guilty, Discord punched him.

Something unrelated, but for some reason some Brony idiot decided to create a whole website/app about him. It's a really bad website, and the only good thing is that they have an UnAnything Discord.

Tele Teletubbies Tele[ / ]
Teletubby Family [ / ]
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - Ru-Ru - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas - Ursprung
Teletubby Ancestors [ / ]
Modified Teletubbies [ / ]
Ybbutelets [ / ]
Ybbutelets - Ybbutelet Dnal - Baby Moon
WoTelotubs [ / ]
Boohbah [ / ]
Former Boohbah [ / ]
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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