- Not to be confused with Discord (Guy).
The current Discord logo, which leaves... little to the imagination with colors like that.
No memes in #general
—A loser fat mod
Discord is a useless (and EVIL!) website/app where you can talk to people in private and/or make chatrooms for anything you want from hentai to shames, until you get your account disabled for no reason. They are also the cousin of Discord. Confused enough? A lot of people use discord too, probably just losers but none the less they still use it.
History[]
Discord used to be a villain on some lame show called My Little Pony, mainly watched by little girls and neckbeards. Then, in 2015, Then, in 2015, somebrony was tired of Steam messaging, so they created a website, and called it Discord after hearing about the potential madness their website would cause. They say that the name is a coincidence, but we know that it isn't, that Discord is a secret Brony weapon to end all other lifeforms using bright lights, as the light theme is it's #1 weapon against all eyes. However, Discord (you know from My Little Pony) accidentally stuck his hand into a machine and cut it off in the process, causing the machine to become a direct descendant of Discord.
Then a bunch of kids decided to pile onto Discord because they have nothing better to do (not even play shames for the PC, as TikTok wasn't invented yet). Bad guys soon followed them here like Pedo Bear and Breaking Bad Guy; they go try and crack the cocaine and get Children to smell it through their phone screens. These creeps and weirdos also and try and be friends with children to convince them to stop eating their vegetables and skip Church. I think like 5 other adults on the platform exist but I'm not sure.
Everyone was happy until control freaks also piled on and told people to eat shit or be banned in 2018. There was a discord war between users and discord mods once, the moderators were winning because users can't ban the staff! Script kiddies came on to replace the neckbeard staff's unpayed jobs with unpayed bots so discord could be great again. However the damage was already done saw a downfall after that point, and hasn't recovered since.
Years after discord had no influence the 1, and only 1, good guy, that 1 good guy logged in for the first time, that of course being Starman XD who tells people to run for the hills instead of being on this garbo app. He's the real MVP of discord as he befriended @everyone and convinced them to leave to come back to Steam messaging once they fully ripped off Discord, finally killing discord in the year 2020.
Its' secret evil true form. SHH, don't tell anyone you saw this!
Trivia[]
- Half of Discord's userbase overlaps with Reddit, and the other half with former Skype users.
- UnAnything has a discord!
- Don't say anything sus on discord, because the FBI is watchin'
- They say that the name is a coincidence, but we know that it isn't, and that Discord is a secret brony weapon to end all other lifeforms using bright lights, as the light theme is it's #1 weapon against all eyes.
- This post was written by the Vehemoth Phosbat gang.