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Eh oh! AND GOOD BYE! Dipsy, before frying someone

Dipsy is one of the most feared Teletubbies. He invented all their weapons, machinery, vehicles, and even some of their allies. He is considered a very dangerous being, except for his weakness: He's weak. He is the only really smart evil Teletubby, if you see his quote it sounds what a normal scientific villain would say. He is also the only Teletubby that has ever gone a day without doing something completely insane.

He is also the dictator of West Brazil (the fascist portion of Brazil), like how Po is the dictator of West Poland. He is also the ruler of South Africa.

History

Dipsy was originally a high ranking Teletubby soldier. Nobody knows about his childhood, and nobody cares. Despite his lack of physical strength, he quickly passed through ranks due to his skill at building powerful weapons and machinery. He eventually became a general in the Teletubby forces. He used this power to destroy anyone who disobeyed him. Eventually, he became one of the four leaders of the Teletubbies. He now provides them with all weapons they need.

Dipsy's greatest invention is his lazer-armor, which is strong enough to completely withstand any and all enemy attack for an hour. In fact, it is believed capable of enduring (but not being immune to) Chuck Norris, a feat comparable to that of Heavy's Fists of Steel. The armor consists of his Anode Antenna Cap, which shoots electricity like an inverse lightning rod, a Mecha-Sleeve, which lets him do various cool things, and a scouter for measuring UnRanks of the enemy.

Personality

Dipsy is an insane Teletubby who likes all weapons, explosives, and destruction. He is very evil, and often goes around throwing laser bombs or shooting ray-guns for fun. He also likes killing but the Police stop him before he can. He calls them jerks, so they arrest him, so he blows up the prison, and gets away. He is a crazy genius, and invented all the Teletubbies weapons.

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Dipsy's leitmotif, which plays during solo duels with him.

Trivia

  • Dipsy hates Loquats.
  • Dipsy's weakness is nothing.
  • Dipsy created the Teletubby Hat.
  • Dipsy will freak out whenever he makes a weapon.
  • His worst invention to date is a bomb that says hi. It's pointless, because it says hi instead of blowing up.
  • Dipsy's favorite food is Pie. He likes explosives. He likes pie so much, an episode of the Teletubby TV show was made about him making pie.
  • His greatest invention to date is a bomb that can blow up an entire dimension. Unfortunately, Baby Yoshi ate it, but Tinky Winky also possesses this power.
  • He is responsible for creating Serial Designation N.
  • He Is An Impostor. That’s strange. We don’t remember that!
  • He had a pet shark. It DIED when he tried to take it on a walk.
  • He doesn't know he has a Teletubby that looks like him, named Headless Tubby.
「/」Tele Teletubbies Tele「/」
「/」Teletubby Family 「/」
「/」Teletubbies 「/」
Tinky Winky - Dipsy - Laa-Laa - Po
「/」Tiddlytubbies 「/」
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - RuRu - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
「/」The Lost Teletubbies 「/」
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas
「/」Teletubby Ancestors 「/」
「/」Modified Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Ybbutelets 「/」
「/」Teleteegees 「/」
「/」Wa-Teletubbies 「/」
「/」The Good Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Telotubs 「/」
「/」WoTelotubs 「/」
「/」Boohbah 「/」
「/」Bubuhz 「/」
「/」Former Boohbah 「/」
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
「/」Overkey「/」
「/」Villains 「/」
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