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Dipsy, with his lazor armor and scouter
Gender: Male
Hair color: Green (fur)
Eye color: Green
UnBirthday: February 20th
Species: Teletubby
Home: Teletubby Land
Alive or Dead?: Resurrected
Death: Lots
AKA: Dipsy: The Evil One
Likes: Building a bomb that will blow up whenever it feels like it
Dislikes: Power cuts
Education: Self trained in the art of explosives, making weapons, and freaking out
Occupation: Mass Murderer, Evil mastermind.
Known For: Blowing more planets than everyone else put together.
UnRank: -200,011
" Eh oh! AND GOOD BYE! "
  — Dipsy, before frying someone

Dipsy is one of the feared Teletubbies. He invented all their weapons, machinery, vehicles, and even some of their allies. He is considered a very dangerous being, except for his weakness: He's weak. He is the only really smart evil Teletubby, if you see his quote it sounds what a normal scientific villain would say. He is also the only Teletubby that has ever gone a day without doing something completely insane.

He is also the dictator of West Brazil (The fascist portion of Brazil), like how Po is the dictator of West Poland.


Dipsy was originally a high ranking Teletubby soldier. Nobody knows about his childhood, and nobody cares. Despite his lack of physical strength, he quickly passed through ranks due to his skill at building powerful weapons and machinery. He eventually became a general in the Teletubby forces. He used this power to destroy anyone who disobeyed him. Eventually, he became one of the four leaders of the Teletubbies. He now provides them with all weapons they need.

Dipsy's greatest invention is his lazer-armor, which is strong enough to completely withstand any and all enemy attack for an hour. In fact, it is believed capable of enduring (but not being immune to) Chuck Norris, a feat comparable to that of Heavy's Fists of Steel. Since Dipsy’s latest death, his lazer armour is in his cybernetics. Laa-Laa wears his original lazer-armour.


Dipsy is an insane Teletubby who likes all weapons, explosives, and destruction. He is very evil, and often goes around throwing laser bombs or shooting ray-guns for fun. He also likes killing but the Police stop him before he can. He calls them jerks, so they arrest him, so he blows up the prison, and gets away. He is a crazy genius, and invented all the Teletubbies weapons.


GBA -135 Donkey Kong Country 3 Dixie's Kong Double Trouble Boss Arich

Dipsy's letimotif, of which plays during solo duels with him


  • Dipsy will freak out whenever he makes a weapon.
  • His greatest invention to date is a bomb that can blow up an entire dimension. Unfortunately, Baby Yoshi ate it, but Tinky Winky also possesses this power.
  • His worst invention to date is a bomb that says hi. It's pointless, because it says hi instead of blowing up.
  • He had a pet shark. It died when he tried to take it on a walk.
  • Trivia is fun.
  • Dipsy's favorite food is Pie. He likes explosives. He likes pie so much, an episode of the Teletubby TV show was made about him making pie.
  • His second favorite food is Dipsy Doodles.
  • Dipsy's weakness is nothing.
  • Dipsy created the Teletubby Hat.
  • Dipsy hates Loquats.
  • He is An Impostor.
  • He Doesn't Know He Has a Teletubbie That Looks Like Her Named Headless Tubbie.
  • He is responsible for creating Serial Designation N.
  • He is the first boss in Super Mario Steel Ball Run.