LOOK AT ME I'M DRUNK
|Full name:||Dipper Pines?|
(sexually identified by some as a racecar)
|Eye color:||Teeny black dots|
|Birthdate:||Not too long ago|
|Home:||Oregon or something|
|Alive or Dead?:||FRESH|
|UnRank:||816 (the number of mysteries he solved that he really didn't need to)|
Dipper Pines is a kid in Gravity Falls, Oregon. He has a habit of trying to fucking solve mysteries rather then let the world consume the mystery.
One minute after the birth of twin sister Mabel Pines, Dipper was randomly born.
Dipper, being one of the UnUniverse's mistakes, grew up being bullied... a lot, mostly by some kid named Rícárdó Nómórófó. Dipper kipped Nómórófó, but got in legal trouble.
To hide his identity, he turned himself into CalArts.
fucking government creeps FBI took him (:P).
He soon came back, covered in blood.
Some lady on Twitter described him as "sexy, flawless, daring, and spectacular."
- He used the identity Dípéro Páinas during a trip to Mexico, following turning CalArts.
- His IQ is below moderate for a dude his age.
- He can speak Mexico's language.