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|Full name:||Dio Brando|
|Species:||Vampire (formerly Human)|
|Home:||UnUnited Kingdom (formerly), Piramidia|
|Education:||Pretty decent, went to Law School|
|Occupation:||Lawyer (formerly), Full Time Internet Troll|
|Known For:|| • Good Laywer Skills
• Being a Vampire
• Living with Bulk Bogan
• epixxx trolling skills
Dio Brando, is a vampire who used be a “regular” guy and lawyer.
Dio Brando was born in 155 BC in the UnUnited Kingdom. When he grew up, he went to law school and became a lawyer.
Dio was famous for his skillful use of law firm tactics, a skill which earned him such notoriety that he became a highly sought after "law-dodger", though he preferred to make his clients get out from under "dishonesty suits" rather than get into legal battles.
He put it on and he all of sudden turned into a friggin' vampire (crazy!)! So then he, as you do, went and bought a fuck ton of knives.
He then took those knives and started goin' around stabbing people (pretty counter intuitive if you’re a vampire, tbh).
After this, he then started training up his abilities with the help of fellow vampire, Flandre Scarlet.
He learned on top of normal vampire stuff he could pause time. Of course, as you would if you could pause time, he went and pulled down the pants of everyone in the country including Captain 30.
One day, that friggin' Joe guy from ages ago got pissed Dio was used his “super secret” vampire mask and went to beat him up.
The next day, while Dio was was dicking around, Mr Tough Guy Joe came outta no where and tried to beat the shit out of Dio. Dio didn't want to fight so Joe went in and beat the shit out of Dio but got arrested (obviously).
After that, that Joe guy would become Dio's mortal enemy, but considering that guy was in jail for 6 to 7 months Dio wouldn’t have any encounters with him for quite a while.
One day, he banged a hooker (weird considering he's gay) and had his son Giorno. Giorno joined the mafia and is now a powerful court stenographer.
Dio has become of the biggest internet trolls out there. Notable acts of trolling include trolling well known “lolcows” like Chris-Chan, and even his own roommates such as Bulk Bogan (anonymously over the internet of course).
Acts Of Villainy
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Beat up a kid at school for literally no reason. First act of villainy in a very long nearly infinite line of villainous acts.
Stole that Joe guy's mask and became a vampire. Bought knives and stabbed people with them. Near the end of the year after training with Flandre Scarlet froze time and pulled down the pants of everyone in Japan.
Turned like, at least 4 or 5 people into Vampires.
Stole blood from an ambulance. Only act of villainy within a 40 year period surprisingly.
After 40 years of doing nothing criminal, Dio went and got high on Krokodil and ran into town with underwear on his head and a machine gun. He proceeded to burn down the town, kill everybody, and then jumped outta 50 windows.
he tried to challenge Morshu but Morshu won through lamp oil.
Briefly gets into a violent altercation with Bulk Bogan before “putting aside differences” so they could move in together.
Becomes an internet troll.
Kills Jotaro Kujo, who later reincarnates as a dolphin a year later.
|The good guys||Jotaro Kujo|
|The bad guys|
|The dumb guys||Magatsu-Dio Brando|