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All New Dinner Blaster Spinoff! - King Harkinian 2021[]

Boxart for the shame.

Artwork for the shame.

Dinner Blaster: Stealing Sucks! (or just Dinner Blaster VI) is a spinoff of the Dinner Blaster shame series. This shame is set 3 years before Dinner Blaster X.

Shameplay[]

Apparently, Bowser stole the CR-13 Dinner Blaster and The King doesn't care is angry. So... The King goes to Bowser's castle, fights all of his Goombas and koopas, then 360 no-scopes him. Then The King goes to his own castle, shoots the wall with his Dinner Blaster, and eats the DINNER from the blaster. Finally, The King is bored, so he goes and shoots both Princess Zelda AND Link. Meanwhile... Bowser starts to regain his health, which leads to the events of Dinner Blaster: Stealing Sucks! 2.

Levels[]

  • Bowser's Castle: You go to Bowser's castle.
  • Killerman: Kill all the Goombas and Koopas.
  • Fighter: You fight Bowser.
  • Home Sweet Home: Go home.
  • RIP Zelda and Link: Shoot Zelda and Link with your Dinner Blaster.
  • Oh no...: Bowser regains his health.
    DBStealingSucksRating

    Boxart with rating

Reception[]

Chuck Norris rated it a 9/10 because blood = yes.

This Idiot rated it a 8/10 because it's cool.

Bowser rated this a 1/10 because he enjoys living.

This game was rated really well (mostly 9/10 or 10/10) due to an amazing storyline, weapons, and graphics.

Characters[]

Playable[]

King Harkinian - Who else?

Bowser - Only available with third-party software.

Non-playable[]

Goombas

Koopalings

CHEESE

Toad

Link

Ratings[]

PEGI: 12

ESRB: Teen

Squadala Ratings: 13+

Unrating: 13

Enemies[]

  • Bowser
  • 37 Goombas (Approximately)
  • Fat Guy
  • Great Rat Trooper
  • 12 Koopalings

Weapons[]

Guns[]

Launchers[]

  • Dinner Blaster CH
  • Dinner Blaster SG -Unlockable-
  • Dinner Blaster QQ+ -Unlockable-

Pistols[]

  • Super Turkey Shooters

Shotguns[]

  • Pizza Shotgun -Unlockable-

Swords[]

  • Pickle Sword
  • Ham Bone

Grenades[]

  • Bombs -Unlockable-


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