CAAAAAAAAAN YOOOOOOU DIG IT?
—A typical Dig-It's battle cry.
Dig-Its (Lumbricus excavis) are a very freaky and peculiar subspecies of Pingases with facial features creatures that worms developed from. Though that isn't really saying much as that didn't make the worms any more intelligent, in fact it made them less. Most upper-class members of the Dig-Its' society reside in apples and sport hard hats. The three most notable members of the Dig-It society, however, are the trio that transcend the hierarchy, Twiba (the official Dig-It Leader), Twimba, and Twomba. There was at one point a time when Twtian, an appleless, nerdy Dig-It was the leader before Twiba overthrew him, due to her narcissistic beliefs.
Most Dig-Its reside in the planet of Dig-It Land and are the founders of the Dig-It Empire. The Dig-Its are also the dictators of several pieces of land on several other planets, those thus being territories of their mephistophelian, brobdingnagian empire. The Dig-Its engage in plotting schemes, usually in their underground base, known as the Dig-It Dungeon, to take over the minds of a vast majority of their galaxy's inhabitants and use them as slaves to dig, all with impunity intact, although this mainly applies to their subjects in the UnWorld. Sometimes, however, the Dig-Its will kidnap people from the UnWorld if they are unable to resist the invasion of the Dig-Its.
The Dig-Its have conquered several planets, and most of their kind have been reported to possess biological immortality, although it is known that a certain amount of Dig-Its have been liable to death over time, most notably in the "Vs. The Dig-Its" war in which the Dig-Its fought against a certain red race of beings capable of instantaneous mass-cloning. All the Dig-Its who haven't died over time are either alive or not yet born. However, they have managed to survive many other wars and invasions. The Dig-Its have created a system of rule, and have the ability to enslave the minds of many. This, as stated by them, is a gift of evolution, and it is not a matter of choice.
The Dig-Its are known to be quite intelligent; their legacy endures at present and is recurrent in modern society, as the Dig-Its may have been those who were responsible for the extensity of technology and other contemporary contraptions, although nobody is sure if this was of good or bad intent (let's be honest, the latter, the likelier). The Dig-Its are also capable of communicating with each other in their own nasty language, known by non-natives as only "Dig-It", a language which can only be imitated proficiently by gurgling water. The only proper way of understanding a Dig-It's thoughts is to understand this language, which is very advanced, and consist of many words that contain both aural and visual elements. One of the Dig-Its also invented lava, in order to try to fight Chuck Norris. However, that one got wiped out of existence.
Appearance[]
The most elite members of the race of the Dig-Its have an appearance that consists of a light yellow (sometimes green, and in one certain case purple) wormy body, inhabiting juicy apples, for warmth, protection and of course - the excavation process. The skin of a Dig-It's apple is hardened over years of building up a great defence and thus makes them taste like lemons. They normally have giant fish lips along with black dead eyes (in some certain cases blue), and most of the time, most Dig-Its wear hard hats with headlights on them in different colours. Twiba, the leader of the Dig-Its, ostensibly suggests that they are a tall and towering species compared to averagely-sized creatures. They are extremely malodorous.
The less evolved, more primeval and poor Dig-Its, however, such as the Smoking Dig-It are known not to possess apples, however, and often get around in the way a normal Worm would. They also possess more of a caterpillar-like appearance and have more greenish skin and legs. You've also got Twtian, who looks less of your average Dig-It and more of a freak that inhabits no apple at all and has a green-blue pigment, unlike that of a standard, typical Dig-It. An important think to note is that Twtian used to have a more purple pigment to him, which may imply that he was once a huge lean enjoyer. He also wears glasses and a hat, but that's not too important.
Biography[]
The Dig-Its are mentally sick in the head and are well known for their mental disorderliness. No matter how many times the doctors perform a lobotomy, the Dig-Its remain insane - although they do have flashes of intelligence from time to time (read: all of the time). The Dig-Its to this day remain a trio of almost immortal monsters. They succeed in spreading the world of how worms are supremacy, by conquering trees, inhabiting apples and being ubiquitous in many other notable pieces of nature. They are also known to lurk in the dumpsters of alleyways so that they can snatch up innocent victims and indoctrinate them into embracing the ideology of Dig-Itism - a doctrine with the aim of proving that excavation is the key to living life to the fullest, a doctrine at that they get undoubtedly infuriated whenever others are in refusal of acknowledging. Their intentions and dreams are to commit every single war crime physically possible against their adversaries, that is, a good chunk of the UnUniverse, by means of excavation. The Dig-Its love to amalgamate for these actions, with intentions being anyone outside of any of the Dig-It race not knowing about their shifty machinations.
A predominately successful establishment the Dig-Its have overthrown, as presented by Google Maps.
The Dig-Its' power lies with their unique and highly advanced minds. Through their special combination of super intelligence and highly destructive powers, the Dig-Its are able to do the most outrageous and diabolical things that no other would have even dreamed of doing. With their power, the Dig-Its have succeeded in becoming so notorious that they have became evident in the minds of a large plethora of individuals. This allows them to be known to a vast audience of people that aren't even actually part of the Dig-Itist sect and Dig-It race overall, which is truly a testament to their diabolical deeds. Through these acts of war crimes, the Dig-Its have caused destruction of many alien planets to such a level that they have became garbage dumps that only exist to be playgrounds for the Dig-Its.
The Dig-Its' sole wish in this scenario is to turn thousands of individuals into their mephistophelian minions, and if those individuals even show any indication of being willing to make a run for it, the Dig-Its will kill those individuals and turn them into piles of meat. They have gone so far to accomplish this goal that they have become almost unstoppable in their quest for achieving their vile aims. These aims include the eradication of the existence of living species in the UnOmniverse. However, their intentions are not so straightforward as they actually want to ensure that living species never evolve into something that can oppose them. The Dig-Its' ultimate goal is to annihilate the entire universe with their special form of destruction, which involves means of excavation, just like their name suggests. In their own eyes, and likewise in the eyes of many, they are the biggest threat to the existence of everybody in existence.
The Dig-Its make no apologies for any of their genocides or other criminal acts. They lack credence in the postulation that anybody is ever going to challenge them (with the exception of Chuck Norris and Co., of course). For the rest of the Dig-Its, life consists of one purposeful and one diabolical act. This single purposeful and diabolical act can never be undone, and the Dig-Its are not given pause to think about it. The overall very essence of their life is to find innocent victims, contaminate their brains with all of the beliefs that surround the Dig-Its and their cruel acts, so that every single person can accept the Dig-Itist ideology and will eventually do whatever the Dig-Its order them to do. Most of the time, an average Dig-It's life are spent in that one singular goal. They have many ways of performing this goal, such as force-feeding repulsive "food" they made, harvested from the freshest of their genocides down the throats of their victims.
If any of the Dig-Its' goals are successful, then those particular techniques rarely result in the death of the victims, contrary to expectations, but rather them being indoctrinated, in such ways as shames and direct assertions that excavation is a requirement (they tried to get Tierboskat on their side in this way, but fortunately failed). The Dig-Its are not the only creatures in the UnUniverse who embrace Dig-Itism - many other creatures, most notably the Ground Monsters, a separate race of beings devised by none other than the Dig-Its themselves, are also members of their colossal sect. In addition to that, the Dig-Its are also capable of creating clones of other Dig-Its (most notably Twimba or Twomba) and spreading them throughout the UnUniverse. Cloning is also a very popular means of population control as it allows them to increase their numbers much faster.
The society of the Dig-Its has many aspects. To begin with, every Dig-It is expected to follow the commands of the holy Dig-It Leader, Twiba. Twiba is the sole leader of the collective race of the Dig-Its, and as such she is given absolute authority over all aspects of the Dig-It society, and most notably, the Dig-It army, a much more organized and militaristic part of the Dig-Its' society. This army comprises of all the soldiers that are under Twiba's command, and those soldiers are indoctrinated from an early age in the ways of war. The Dig-Its' progeny are not expected to have digested Dig-Itism by default upon birth. Thereby, through education, the Dig-Its are taught to believe that they are superior to all the other species. The second aspect of their society is the government. Those that are caught committing any act that goes against the Dig-Its' goals are brought to the Dig-It Government and placed on trial. If they are convicted, then they are either sent to a concentration camp for a few years, or face being detonated. If they are lucky, then they will be sent to a prison cell, where they will be locked up for the remainder of their lives.
History[]
Humble beginnings[]
The first, primal Dig-Its emerged from a Dig-It-hole (a type of wormhole for Dig-Its specifically) near the centre of the UnOmniverse at around 6500000000 BC. They flew around in the vacuum of space for several millennia until they landed on a soiled, globular planet they decided to conquer due to its satisfactions. Prior to spread of a rumour in which treasure that would supply the Dig-Its the rest of their larval lives was located in the inner core of the planet - treasure which the Dig-Its made arduous attempts to obtain, the Dig-Its assimilated the aptitude of excavation. The Dig-Its at the time became so satisfied with the discovery of their aptitude they named the planet 'Dig-It Land'. Most of these creatures that were at the time extant had bore a resemblance to the Smoking Dig-It, one of the first known significant Dig-Its (who by then just graduated from a nearby Squidward Community College), resembling more of a caterpillar than an actual worm. Several of the Dig-Its who were on the planet migrated to the UnWorld in order to unearth (pun intended) data about alternate heavenly bodies that were unknown to them only for them to evolve into modern Worms over long periods of time. Meanwhile back at the newfound planet, the Dig-Its discovered how to produce seeds out of piles of dirt so that they could plant trees. The trees turned out to be apple trees upon the Dig-Its' observation of the seeds' germination. They became so impressed with their discovery that they decided to inhabit the apples that grew in the trees in memory of this uncovering. While all of that happened, several other Dig-Its decide to dig down, dig down, down threw the ground even deeper, and detect some pirate's treasure chest. The contents of the chest included numerous doubloons which would evolve to be coinages of what the Dig-Its now call 'Dig-It Dosh'. Several myriads of years pass, with the Dig-Its latterly divulging ways to master machines.
The nativity of Twiba[]
While technological experiments are being conducted, out of the aforementioned dig-it-hole emerges Twiba, who occupied Dig-It Land although Nobody really paid any attention to her at the time. Several minutes later, Twtian also emerges from the dig-it-hole and settles in the species' territory. Twtian was a domineering kind of Dig-It, and enjoyed forcing people to do his orders. A little more than a decade later, the Dig-Its advocate the proposition of the planet having a leader. Not your average leader, though, a Dig-It Leader. Out of all of the Dig-Its that had an inclination for the planet's sovereignty, Twtian is elected as the Dig-It Leader. Not like he just proposed the idea himself and elected himself having seized the opportunity as the president instead leaving the hypothesis to the other Dig-Its. While Twtian was propagandizing himself as the leader, Twiba had recently enslaved two innocent Dig-Its by the names of Twimba and Twomba, who Twiba would force to do her own orders. Twiba at the same time was also self-imposing herself as the leader of Dig-It Land, though Twtian kept shoehorning himself as the leader and ignored Twiba's every word. Twiba was unimpressed, so she ordered Twimba and Twomba to apprehend him and kill him, although they were unable to locate him, as Twtian had absconded from the scene assumedly by plane to move to the UnWorld where he'd star in a show on Milkshake! that didn't even last a full year. Twiba then indoctrinated everybody into believing she was the leader, and surprisingly it worked. Twiba (now then referred to as Dig-It #1 perhaps due to her supremacy over the rest of the Dig-It race) was crowned as the leader of the planet, and was so proud of this that she invited everyone to her jamboree in The Himalayas, where she discovered the mouthwatering flavor of penguins. More weapons are invented at around this time, such as the shovel, a tool required for digging holes, and for whacking and beating people up to death. By then she had coined the fabled quotation, "Can you dig it?" in a speech.
Mass-production of weaponry and other contraptions[]
Sometime later, Twimba suggests the concept for an underground base where the Dig-Its can be able to plot their own machinations in secret. Twiba accepted the concept, and constructed the Dig-It Dungeon, in which they learned about the power of indoctrination, and started indoctrinating victims to join the military of their empire, which consisted of their home planet, extra-terrestrial planets they conquered and territories on planets such as the UnWorld. Twiba then met Peppa Pig, a quadrucloptic, seven-foot-tall pig who she instantly fell in love with, and chose to indoctrinate into her army as well. Meanwhile, a Dig-It known as Twteit Hardhat invents the hard hat in the year of 311, a type of helmet used for construction or excavation. The Dig-Its found this contraption rather useful, as more Dig-Its started using and wearing them more often. Twiba also decided to serve recipes harvested from the freshest of genocides by starting up a cooking show in which she forces her guests to consume these repulsive '''recipes'''. The Dig-Its soon decided that due to their immensity of resources they had, they could invent a new species. And so in the year of 928 they invented the gwelf, a creature that conquered gardens and farms by stealing vegetables and other sorts of food, so that the Dig-Its could add to their assemblage of materials. The Dig-Its found the Gwelf to be successful, so much in fact they would invent another set of species a millennium later, known as the Ground Monsters, which are, well, bean bag-like alien species that live near the cores of planets.
Modern-day Dig-Its[]
Around a century later, three decades odd after the Battle of Hastings, the Dig-Its decide that the preeminent method of propaganda is by writing music, so the Dig-Its did just that, and composed their own magnum opus, which they call, Do They Dig It. They released the song to the public almost a millennium later on the December 21st of 2012 in the same fashion they did with the Ground Monsters. The song managed to indoctrinate @everyone who listened to it into believing the cruel beliefs of how the Dig-Its are supreme in the art of excavation (with the obvious exception of Chuck Norris). The Dig-Its were so proud of Do They Dig It that it was the hit song of Dig-It Land for 928 consecutive years and is even the national anthem of the Dig-It Empire. The Dig-Its continued spreading mass propaganda among their own species and perpetually plotting to brainwash or murder whatever other organisms that exist, upon unearthing how fun it in fact really is. The overall society of the Dig-Its escalated over time. Sometime in around 2009, the Dig-Its had once gone to a war that only lasted a day with the Roblox Elmoes . Contrary to their expectations, the Dig-Its were at a disadvantage, because Emperor Elmo had the ability to clone his minions while at the time the Dig-Its never did, meaning their army was severely outnumbered. The Dig-Its were forced to surrender for several years until their invasion of Japan in 2016, which they caused after trying to look for the founder of a certain shame about beating up the Dig-Its.
Diet[]
A typical Dig-It's diet varies throughout it's life. At birth, whenever or wherever that may be, the primal instincts of a Dig-It require it to eat mostly vegetables, such as nearby leaves that come from a tree. After all, they typically grow up in them. Eventually, they can eat parts of branches, strengthening their jaw and resistance to sharp and heavy objects. After this, there comes a time in a Dig-It's life where they fall out of the tree, and have to eat other animals as well to survive, proving them as Omnivores. Typically, they eat small prey like insects and sometimes even hedgehogs, but some of the more exquisite, upper class Dig-Its munch on penguins, a diet which can sometimes cause major outbreaks, especially in cold areas such as in Antarctica or the Himalayas.
In addition to the normal diet of vegetables, fruit and meat, Dig-Its can also eat certain herbs, such as mushrooms, though if they're a certain species, like toadstools, they will often be found eating the raw flesh of the mushroom. Some Dig-Its can even be seen munching on rocks for minerals in the form of minerals, mostly calcium and phosphorus. While a Dig-It's diet can be very simple, at times there may be times where their diet becomes more specific, such as when they are eating a specific type of herb or plant. They can also get in the habit of eating foods that are not on their diet, such as when they are eating for the sole purpose of making themselves feel fuller. A Dig-It may also have a special diet at specific times such as when it is sleeping. Usually, a Dig-It eats a lot at night in order to conceal itself from the police easier, but sometimes, it is said, that there are times when they eat more in the morning than at night.
Abilities[]
The Dig-Its promoting their ostensible superiority in the form of a song.
The Dig-Its chiefly possess the ability to dig it, just like their name implies. However, they possess several other abilities aside from this such as propagandizing how worms are the superior race to others, and giving surprises to others, either by giving gifts despite their lack of hands, or by showing up in the least expected, suspicious areas. They also possess the ability to eat large things like livestock. Their apples often increase in size due to this habit.
Speaking of their renowned aptitude of being able to Dig-It, they can also dig deep down into your flesh and inside of your body and contaminate your brain, turning you into yet another member of the Dig-It Army. They don't even need hands to Dig-It; they instead use their tails built out of iron to grab and rip apart your body if you aren't willing to obey them. Let's not forget their ability to lay their "Dig-It Eggs" on you, a type of worm egg that spawns thousands of other, tinier Dig-Its into existence, allowing them to contaminate you in an easier way.
Let's also not forget how they possess the ability to fall out of the sky, which is a recurring aptitude often performed in every single one of their rituals. This specific ability would already be enough to give a victim of the Dig-Its an unexpected worm surprise, another thing the Dig-Its succeed in giving to others despite their obvious lack of hands. Another unexpected ability of theirs would be their ability to wear the dead remains of human skin in order to appear as your average pedestrians to their sufferers, which is something they often do to conceal their identities.
The Dig-Its have also been reported to possess telekinesis, as that's the only explanation for how they can make them cuckoos jump out of their clocks.
Powers[]
The Dig-Its can make most people obey for them just by singing their song, somehow. They are also reported to possess telekinesis, which is how they give surprises. The Dig-Its can also summon victims to wherever the Dig-Its want them to be by simply teleporting them to their planned destination. The Dig-Its possess the ability to teleport themselves and other things. Most notably, the Dig-Its can teleport supplies, like bricks and shovels. They can also manipulate their own size. They are also known to possess omnifabrication, which is definitely why they have a plethora of weapons, made from just soil, somehow. Speaking of which, they also possess soil consumption and can live off just soil and dirt from the caves and walls of their own habitat. The Dig-Its can also produce massive war crimes in the form of very simplistic things, like giving meals to people that are in fact, actually harvested from the freshest of genocides.
The Dig-Its have very few weaknesses, though one of the known weaknesses of the Dig-Its is pool noodles, for some reason. Their only other known weakness would be when their brains are exposed to extremely bright light, which, luckily, is not possible to occur with the Dig-Its.
They are very dangerous indeed, so beware!
Inventions[]
The Dig-Its are also quite well known for their inventions, which are used for, you guessed it, digging. Not just digging, but digging it. The Dig-Its were the inventors of shovels, hoes, trowels and even invented machinery tools used for soil excavation, such as excavators, bulldozers and trenchers. They also enslaved a bunch of human builders and construction workers to work for them in the process of all of this, and possibly may have tried to have enslaved Bob the Builder to work for them and for their schemes.
It is theorized the Dig-Its may have been the inventors of the concept of construction and manufacturing. The Dig-Its may have also been the inventors of Small's car which he uses to commit vehicular manslaughter. It is even theorized that the Dig-Its may have been the inventors of technology as we know it today. A Dig-It was supposedly able to invent the first mobile phone, known as the Dig-It Phone, although Dig-Its had been around long before people. The Dig-Its were also assumed to be the inventors of a large majority of the sentient appliances known to roam the streets of Appliance Avenue. They may have even been responsible for the invention of most of their drugs. They may have been the first known ingenious inventors in the history of the UnUniverse.
Riches[]
The Dig-Its are very wealthy and possess a plethora of rich materials, somehow all created out of dirt and soil that comes from walls of areas such as the Dig-It Dungeon. They use these materials to build their inventions and other weapons. They could build flying cars if they would ever bother to. The Dig-Its are also somehow able to build notable pieces of nature from their own materials, such as apples and trees which are used in many ways to promote their wormy race to others. They also have hoarded a plethora of building bricks, not just for the use of construction, but also for the use of dropping on the heads of victims whenever they are bored (which is most of the time).
It is unknown how they got all the materials they need to create their inventions. Many Dig-Its are said to be able to create any material using only their own bodies as they would be able to eat dirt and dig it up out of the ground with their sharp yet not visible-to-the-eye teeth, as the only other things they could use are the other material of their choosing, such as dirt and soil, or any other of their other material of choice which could only be found on the ground. They may just have somehow been able to find these materials all on their own.
We know for certain that they have a lot of digging grounds or dungeons, but if they really needed something special for a certain area, they may just be able to use the earth from that spot to create what they needed. A credible possibility is that they may have also found the materials they needed by digging a hole into the ground and searching for nearby 'treasure'. This is evident in the event of Twiba's Treasure Hunt.
The menaces that are the Dig-Its. You may not know this but this Dig-It stole a Worm's house.
Musical Career[]
Starting in 2012 with the release of the hit song "Do They Dig It" which was the #1 Hit song for 928 consecutive years in Dig-It Land, the Dig-Its have released many songs in which they mainly indoctrinate the viewer into believing the cruel beliefs of the Dig-Its and that worms are supreme, such as Worm Surprises, Twiba's Calypso and Got New Friends To Meet.
For these songs, their initial intentions were for their guiltless victims to suffer extensive amounts of mental derangements, concealed unknowingly as being 'provided with light entertainment', as Twiba, the Dig-It Leader, often likes to refer to them as. Many have fallen for the Dig-Its' tricks due to how evidently believable the Dig-Its present these lies to the viewer. For many of them, their lives are forever ruined, as they all are brainwashed into believing that the Dig-It race is supreme.
It is almost always unheard of for the Dig-Its' victims to eventually find out the truth, most likely by means of the help of other sufferers the Dig-Its attempted to indoctrinate that the victims meet during their own lives. The songs tend to be quite memorable, which means the viewer keeps wanting to listen to them on repeat or even on headphones, causing many viewers to be forced into listening to them as the Dig-Its are used as a form of brainwashing by many, with very little thought given into what the Dig-Its are really concealing.
Members of the Dig-It Army[]
Over a large period of time the Dig-Its have begun a cult that consists of a large amount of individuals, including those who are all Dig-Its. Every single one of these people has been brainwashed by the cruel beliefs that surround the Dig-Its, and they have now been forced to work for them. They toil forcefully for their every requirement, be it for building shovels or other weapons that may come in necessary for whatever they plan to do next. The following is a list of all the known Dig-Its, and the others who work or are related to the Dig-Its. They all are very cruel and have been trained in the cruel art of mind control and the use of force to achieve the goals and intentions of the Dig-Its.
Dig-Its[]
Aristocracy[]
- Twiba - Authoritarian leader and fascist of the entire Dig-It ethnic group; she has been known to move in a graceful, hypnotic fashion.
- Twimba - Prominent bondservant of the leader, able to smash through walls in a manner similar to that of the Kool-Aid guy.
- Twomba - Twimba's moderately younger brother, also a prominent bondservant of Twiba. Has an appetite for potatoes.
- Twtll - The Dig-It that loves lean... need I say anything more?
- Twibo - Elderly Dig-It, known for inhabiting an orange unlike the remainder of the aristocracy. Formerly a Numberblock.
- Timothy Twitletable - Works as a bartender in numerous institutions.
- Twiborius Twiblibbleson - Janitor of the Fancy Schmancy establishment.
- Twimbley Twalobbletob - A Dig-It of unknown employment, known for going to town on the highway in a suspicious van.
- Twibarian McTwimbatoes - Lead designer of the art facility at Fancy Schmancy.
- Sir Twibbleton II - Founder of the Fancy Schmancy establishment.
- Twibbonardo da Twinci - Famous Dig-It artist and drug dealer, initial painter of the fabled Mona Twiba.
- Twnkwt - A vague Dig-It that nobody really knows or cares about the existence of, works as a hairdresser.
- Twtwrbbs - Notable for once being involved in a car accident, however was rescued by the brave Small, thus earning him his title.
The masses[]
- Twtian - Former dictator of the total Dig-It society, now the leader of a band.
- Twibd - Homeless, revolting Dig-It and one of Twtian's close companions, often seen being dragged along the highly populated streets.
- Tllwthnm - Close relative and lean-guy of the aforementioned Twtll, and another one of Twtian's cronies, first born in an insane asylum out of thin air.
- Twtnslfhm - One of Twtian's cronies, formerly a hospitalized patient as evident by his stupefaction and hospital bed.
- Smoking Dig-It - Eminent hacker affiliated with some members of the aristocracy, his real name remains unknown.
- The rest of Twtian's mates - Self-explanatory.
Other members[]
- Peppa Pig - Evidently appears to be dating with the leader. [1]
- Big, Small - The most preeminent local immigrants of Dig-It Land, once ordered into hard labour.
- Bob the Builder (almost) - He doesn't wear that yellow hard hat for nothing...
- The Gwelf, Yeti, Ground Monsters, Snails and Slugs, Frails and Frogs - Industrious henchmen innovated by the Dig-Its themselves.
- Bandit Heeler - Explains why he has worms stuck in his hindquarters.
- The other Dig-It Killers - Members of a band fabricated by Twtian while he was homeless.
One of Twtian's mates.
These are all of the Dig-Its' victims that are known but there are definitely way more out there. More than you think. You may be next. Thus, you better watch out. You better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. The Dig-Its are coming, tonight.
Criminal Records[]
- The Dig-Its are wanted for an abundant amount of destructive war crimes in The Former Yugoslavia during its communist days.
- The Dig-Its are also wanted for numerous instances of tax evasion, but still have yet to be captured.
- The Dig-Its are also wanted for several instances of piracy.
- In search of more materials and supplies, the Dig-Its once blew up part of the Great Wall of China while they were at it.
- During the construction of notable settlements of The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi, several Dig-Its dropped bricks on top of the empire's leader, Kratos Messi, leaving him severely injured.
- The Dig-Its are the ones responsible for the endangerment of many species, most notably penguins, due to their substandard habits of devouring them alive.
- The Dig-Its have blown up an entire town of people, by mistake, in their ongoing quest to find more materials and supplies.
- The Dig-Its have also allegedly been responsible for various wars, mostly because they usually destroy whatever they live on when they begin invading. As a result, there are many, many reports of wars and genocides in other galaxies, most of which are believed to be entirely false by the public. In the modern day, Dig-Its are responsible for various incidents, ranging from an invasion of Japan to the bombing of a gas station. While they are known to have caused most of these genocides, they are responsible for many, many wars, and have even managed to destroy entire planets.
- The Dig-Its are wanted for the kidnapping of several children in the UnSchool for their own evil purposes.
- The Dig-Its have also been responsible for the extinction of numerous alien civilizations. This usually happens when the aliens usually refuse to join their army. This can happen if they are immune to Do They Dig It. A notable example was when they made the Ibalians go extinct. Despite the Ibalian army being smart in battle, they were defeated by the massive Dig-It army.
Namesake[]
The species of the Dig-Its are named after their #1 aptitude, that is, digging. But not just digging, remember, digging it, an action performed by breaking through dirt, soil or whatever the ground is built of, but typically dirt or soil. A typical Dig-It may define its personality solely based on this aptitude due to its mental illness, which is how the term became popular amongst those who are Dig-Its.
The term "(weird) worm" to describe the race of the Dig-Its is rarely used, but is not archaic nor is it obsolete. Not yet, it isn't, though. This is due to a misunderstanding of the word, "worm" in the average dictionary. It just hasn't been used for a few years, to the best of anybody's knowledge. Either that, or the term "Dig-It" just sounds in a way more superior to describe the collective race of the Dig-Its as a whole.
Wars[]
War with citizens of Elmo City[]
In 2009, the Dig-Its had once gone to war with the Roblox Elmoes. The war had only lasted a day, due to how the Dig-Its were at a disadvantage due to Emperor Elmo being able to duplicate Elmoes, meaning their army was severely outnumbered. Despite 3 weeks of preparations, the Dig-Its lost after the first day of battling. Around 12500 Roblox Elmoes had successfully invaded Dig-It Land and killed around 600 Dig-Its, specifically those that were subject to death. The Dig-Its were forced to surrender for a while, and commenced the exploration of supplementary materials and resources.
Invasion of Japan[]
In 2016, the Dig-Its successfully went to war with and invaded the population of Japan, having prepared for seven years while searching for the supplementary materials they required for the invasion. The reason why they invaded Japan specifically because the country was widely regarded for the creation of video shames, and the Dig-Its were on their hunt for the creator of a shame where one beats up the Dig-Its. The war only lasted around 10 hours. The Dig-Its assaulted and swarmed over around a quarter of the population of Tokyo rapidly. Despite all of this work, they never managed to find the shame's inventor. Despite this, the Dig-Its are indeed proud of their invasion because they managed to increase the population of their own race in the UnUniverse roughly tenfold.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Dig-Its were prominent in Egyptian history as evident by some ancient, obscure Hieroglyphics.
- They possess an undercover base in the deepest depths of Dig-It Land where only the Dig-Itiest of Dig-Its can be found, in which she uses to spy on other areas of the UnUniverse and collect information about them.
- Several Dig-Its, mainly Twiba, the leader of them all have worked as teachers in Squidward Community College and in the UnSchool, who teach the abstruse subject of Dig-It Anatomy which is very hard for students to understand.
- They have been known to move in a graceful, hypnotic fashion. Twiba often believes this, and likes to rub it in the faces of others to prove their wormy supremacy.
- It would take a whopping 9,999,999,999,999,999 eggs to store in one Dig-It's ass. If you dare try and shove inside any more, chances are the Dig-It's apple would explode.
- Although it is a bit of a stretch, some people assume that because the Dig-Its taste like lemons, they are the main ingredient of the Yeti's snowcones. This may also explain their recurring, repulsive malodour, which causes those who are offered a snowcone to repulse.
- Redkitty once tried to maul the Dig-Its inside of a butterfly's house. It did not end well for him, though.
- They have been known to eat their own apple sometimes.
- Sekibanki was once caught taking a bite out of the apples of a few Dig-Its, though Kagerou Imaizumi was caught taking a bite out of Twiba's apple.
- Very rarely are the Dig-Its ever seen doing very questionable stuff, but are known to do so.
- They are impervious to pesticides.
- Seismo once tried to join the Dig-Its, but Twiba, the group's leader rejected him, due to how he cannot be considered a Dig-It by any means aside from his liking for excavation.
- Some assume that the Dig-Its are working for Vladimir Putin. This may relate to where their cooking recipes are harvested from.
- Apparently, the Dig-Its are a part of the tribe of Mixels known as the Cragsters. The reason for this is mainly because they can dig, just like the rest of the Cragsters can.
- Twtian, an appleless, bespectacled, striped nerdy Dig-It was the former ruler of the Dig-It race after the Dig-Its decided they needed a leader. All of these events were prior to the existence of Twiba, who overthrew him and imposed herself as the leader. Twtian at the time had still imposed himself as the Dig-It Leader, and disregarded Twiba's beliefs. Twiba was not fond of these, and thus forcefully legislated Twimba and Twomba to assassinate and execute him. Although they couldn't, because Twtian seemed to have migrated from Dig-It Land, and may still be out there, so you better watch out.
- A member of the Dig-Its, in particular the Smoking Dig-It, was plausibly the founder of a website titled digitsgonewild.com, a website which shows... more or less unclad images of Dig-Its. The Smoking Dig-It one day decided to hack the browsers of his victims, all of which he obtained the IP addresses of, to make each tab they opened redirect to the aforementioned malodourous website.
- The Dig-Its star as the focal point of the poorly-created shame on Scratch known as Beat Up the Dig-Its!, where the participant, just like the title suggests, beats up the Dig-Its. They do so in many odd, nonsensical ways.
- The Dig-Its themselves were not passionate about this specific shame, and dissipated an exertion-filled indiction just to identify and locate the shame's originator. In the end, they were never identified, much to their disappointment.
- They possess a YouTube account which hardly anybody knows about, where they upload their nasty songs.
- The Dig-Its are known to be good mates with the Worms. They even plot their schemes with them sometimes.
- They star as enemies in the Nintendo's Witch shame, Obey Gummy Bear, Destroy Kummipea!, where once they are stomped on by the Gummy Bear, they evanesce.
- Some of the Dig-Its were responsible for defecating all over zookeepers and elephants on some random zoo.
- Nobody really knows for certain how to kill a Dig-It. Except for Chuck Norris; he knows everything.
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Dig-It Destruction
The Dig-Its grab several shovels from out of thin air, and yell "CAAAAN YOOOUU DIG IT???" before knocking you unconscious.
Dig-It Destruction
The Dig-Its grab several shovels from out of thin air, and yell "CAAAAN YOOOUU DIG IT???" before knocking you unconscious.
Take off the worm's helmet and remove it from its apple. Discard said apple then wash the worm thoroughly. After that, cut the worm into thin meat strips, then marinate with a mix of soy sauce and Worcestershire sauce for 20 minutes. After marinating, place the meat strips onto a wire rack and cook for 35 minutes at 175 degrees. Once you're done, you should have some tasty Dig-It jerky for you to enjoy!
Take off the worm's helmet and remove it from its apple. Discard said apple then wash the worm thoroughly. After that, cut the worm into thin meat strips, then marinate with a mix of soy sauce and Worcestershire sauce for 20 minutes. After marinating, place the meat strips onto a wire rack and cook for 35 minutes at 175 degrees. Once you're done, you should have some tasty Dig-It jerky for you to enjoy!