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Didi Pickles is the mother with clown hair of the imfamous Pickles family. Unlike her husband and two kids, she is not evil. All she wants is a perfect life.
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'''Didi''' Pickles is the mother with clown hair of the infamous Pickles family. Unlike her husband and two kids, she is not evil. All she wants is a perfect life.
   
 
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She moved to [[Germany]]. She didn't have food, so she stole some fruit. She was put in jail and stayed there until 1800 when she bribed the cops to let her out with a doughnut. She went to a diner and worked as a waitress until a costumer named [[Stu Pickles]] asked "can I have a pizza?" In 1802. They fell in love with each other. They were soon married.
 
She moved to [[Germany]]. She didn't have food, so she stole some fruit. She was put in jail and stayed there until 1800 when she bribed the cops to let her out with a doughnut. She went to a diner and worked as a waitress until a costumer named [[Stu Pickles]] asked "can I have a pizza?" In 1802. They fell in love with each other. They were soon married.
 
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Revision as of 22:07, 28 January 2015

Didi Pickles is the mother with clown hair of the infamous Pickles family. Unlike her husband and two kids, she is not evil. All she wants is a perfect life.

Early Life

Didi was born in a circus in Russia on December 27, 1759. Her parents Boris and Minka were jerks. They made her a clown, which explains the hair. Her parents never fed her, hugged her or pretty much talked to her. When she was 13, she had enough of her life sucking. She ran away and left Russia forever.

Germany

She moved to Germany. She didn't have food, so she stole some fruit. She was put in jail and stayed there until 1800 when she bribed the cops to let her out with a doughnut. She went to a diner and worked as a waitress until a costumer named Stu Pickles asked "can I have a pizza?" In 1802. They fell in love with each other. They were soon married.