Oh no...
—A vandal.
This site makes me want to relapse because of that degeneracy.
—Vesna, the biggest hater of DeviantArt.
DeviantArt (also known as the sloth ring by Nerds) is a nightmarish place in Hell, controlled by Jeffy, where fictional characters are subject to all sorts of horrible punishments, and possibly the place of origin of Bloonarius the Inflator's powers. It's also a website for some reason, so if you REALLY want to suffer yourself, then go ahead and go there via Google. People who punish others in this place are Kagamine Rin and Len & Dio Brando (Crushing With A Steam Roller), Fatman (Inflation & Fattening), Sonic (Sonic OCs), Twilight Sparkle (Bronies), Luigi (Feeding Spaghetti & People to Others), Squidward (Rape), Freddy Fazbear (Furry Stuff), Sans (Undertale Fanfiction), Kirby, Yoshi, & Pac-Man (Vore), Tommy Pickles (Diaper), Peter Griffin (Fart) and Creeper (Feet).
The reason why these people do these punishments to others is to help Jeffy do something in this spare time. We aren't sure what this means, but we know that other people (like you) go to that website for this same reason.
Creation[]
DeviantArt was created by Satan when he was searching for shitty Sonic fan characters (do not steal) to laugh at until he found DeviantArt, a place where you can find the shittiest of the shitty OCs drawings in MS Paint and on paper with crap stains. This then gave Satan an idea, he went to Jehovah who manages the building of castles, titians, and rings, (he and God are two separate entities, and Jehovah got kicked out of heaven for running a cult claiming to be God) and Satan said to him "since other no specific ring in hell for the people that were lazy like the ones on DeviantArt, we could make a ring for those people where there punishment is that there traced Sonic characters are getting slaughtered, eaten, ripped apart." Jehovah agreed and commanded his army of false Angel's to build the ring for those who showed no respect for the creations they were making, the ring was finished in 6 years and Satan gave the position to run the ring to a r/atheism mod in Hell (which is strange since he's in Hell). Belphegor, who only after 10 minutes of accepting the rank to ringleader left it saying, "I don't need this religion nonsense, I'm a soy drinking, funko pop collecting, r/atheism mod", and gave the ranking to a person that DIED recently named Jeffy, who didn't know what to do and just made the ring an into a place where Jeffy can put his weird as fuck fetishes on sonic OCs. Satan and Jehovah both said, "what the fuck did I just saw", and agreed to never make another ring in hell until a few 100 years past.
DeviantArt War[]
We have an entire article about it. We used to have an entire article about it.
After The DeviantArt War[]
The Teletubbies, their army, and the Blocky Bunch WIN the DeviantArt War by killing Jeffy and his allies. The Teletubbies are the new leaders of DeviantArt, due to Jeffy's death.