Desert pig; breathing the cactus flavored air.
Desert Pig (plural Desert Pigs) are a type of Pig that naturally generate in cube deserts around the world. They are kind of stupid just like normal pigs, but can be vicious towards other animals that aren't desert pigs.
They hang out in deserts (obviously), and their favorite food is air-flavored cactuses (we don't know why). Desert Pigs naturally hang around deserts and are hunted by wolves and dead bushes, and pray upon cactuses and the only other desert fauna.
There has only been a single sighting of a Desert Pig back in 2013 by a certain farlands traveller, so for the sake of this article there's only 1 in existence (of which is also banned from Twitter).
Death[]
Before[]
Before Desert Pig's death it managed to kill Pink Sheep, according to an interview with Pink Sheep had with the BBC in October 2016. Apparently he had violently stabbed him to death, after Pink Sheep starting trolling Desert Pig after he intimately revealed his dreams of being struck by lightning and being made smart. This is thought to have been caused by an outburst of the swine flu.
After[]
In January of 2013, Desert Pig was killed brutally murdered for brown dog treats by Wolfie, and subsequently had thy flesh consumed by Wolfie moments after, a body had been discovered and a dead body had been reported some time after the video of their death was published. They might or might not be extinct, we don't know.
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Trivia[]
- Some people think that Desert Pig isn't real, and is instead actually just a Beach Pig.
- Nobody has ever mourned the death of Desert Pig.