- Oh they're gon to have to glue you back together, IN HELL!
The Demoman is a scrumpy-swilling demolitions expert from the Scottish Highlands, and is one of the more versatile members of the team. A master of explosives, the Demoman uses his only good eye and the knowledge of his surrounding environment for well-timed detonations that send enemies skyward, often in many pieces. Can anyone get past his explosive ordinance? (Probably not)
The only things this guy likes to do is pyrotechnics, drink alcohol, and use the Sword of Epic on his enemies. Not pyrotechnics or booze? He will not give a fuck at all and use the Sword of Epic on you. Don't try it guys. He is also not SoupCock Porkpie.