Here we go again...
—Delivery Boy Roy, preparing to open the pizzeria for the day
Delivery Boy Roy (Yes, his first name is Delivery, not Roy) is the overworked, underpaid, and only slave employee of Papa's Pizzeria. He prays that someday he'll get a better job, but right now, he's stuck. He's absolutely miserable at his job, but things are starting to look up for him. After all, he just got a bunch of money from some people who wear fancy hats. They also brought up something about hiring him, but Roy's still hesitant. What if it's a trap? What if they're gonna sacrifice him later? What if they're gonna hold him at gunpoint and make him put pineapple... or (gulp) corn on pizza?
Besides his very miserable job, Delivery has a pretty good life. He lives in an apartment upstairs and enjoys all the time he has. He does cry sometimes, but don't we all? His other hobbies include watching baseball games, playing Mario Mart on his DS, and sleeping. However, his neighbors get a little quirky at night sometimes (for context, his neighbors live right above him, if that helps you), which sometimes irritates him. Other than that and the occasional visits from his sleep paralysis demon, he gets a full 2 hours of sleep. This is all that Delivery needs, for he survives off of caffeine for the rest of the day.
During Peppino's infamous raid of the Pizzeria, he was initially a bystander. He was frozen in a state of shock. Not really a Horror Show, but maybe a Panic Attack. After the first half of the raid was over, he finally stopped being a chicken and hit up The Closers. They promptly took care of the situation, and by that, I mean they nearly beat him (Peppino, not Delivery) to death. Afterwards, he (Delivery, not Peppino) was actually glad that the raid happened, because it gave him less time to do everything known to pizza culture.
That Time He Got Possessed By Cool Guy[]
A recreation of the mental state Delivery was in while he was possessed
One time, while Delivery was setting up shop in the morning, he noticed that the sink wasn't running properly. He decided to check and see what was going on, when he was suddenly attacked by a mysterious blue man. He tried to fight back, but Cool Guy won, and as a trophy, he took control of Delivery's body and made him into a host for his parasitic ways.
He acted like a nuisance while under Coolius's control, intentionally making orders wrong and dancing non-stop. He cursed out a few people, too. The business was in shambles yet again, to the amusement of Cool Guy.
Soon, however, the fun ended when he had a cane thrown at him and was knocked to the ground. Then, he was soon kicked in the face by a very angry Iwasaki. Balan said a prayer and exorcised the cool menace from Delivery's body, and all was well yet again. This is so far the only time in the Top Hat Mafia's history that Foodini didn't have to do anything special.
Trivia[]
- His favorite pizza toppings are pepperoni, pepper, and cheese.
- Delivery has had to break up a total of 10 restaurant-wide fights over the course of his employment.
- He has served aliens before, and says that they ordered a "disgusting" amount of black olives.
- Delivery is a bit scared of Foodini, even though he's a mostly jovial customer. This is because he knows what he is capable of.
Special Delivery!
Roy suddenly opens a stack of pizza boxes, unleashing numerous aggressive pizzas that seek out other opponents
Special Delivery!
Roy suddenly opens a stack of pizza boxes, unleashing numerous aggressive pizzas that seek out other opponents