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- Not to be confused with a Defeatable, which you are.
The Defeatables being losers. Picture taken right before heat death of the UnUniverse.
The Defeatables are a team of weak losers formed at the end of the UnOmniverse. They were formed by WaChuck Norris and the rest of the Last Nine, and are the exact opposite of the Undefeatables. They are so weak, lame, and evil that Nobody likes them. They hate everybody, so instead of being all-powerful gods like the Undefeatables – keeping the balance of justice throughout the UnUniverse – they try to ruin everything for everybody, and make the UnOmniverse FAIL as much as they do. Because they suck so much, their UnRanks are the most negative in existence, with their leader WaChuck Norris having the lowest UnRank (thus making him the biggest loser in all of existence).
Members of the Defeatables[]
Lower Counsel / Last Nine[]
- WaChuck Norris: The exact opposite of Chuck Norris. Incomprehensibly evil, lame, and weak.
- Sob Baget: A sad french guy. He is sad because no one spells his name correctly.
- Mrs. T: Mr. T but a woman, and also evil. Those two things are not related, they are just things that are true. She's also Mr. T's wife.
- Billy Mitchell: Infamous shaming cheater who sues people. Doesn't even play any shames.
- xraM: Marx, but really lame. Instead of firing LAZORS, xraM fires unpaid interns.
- Cyber-Doo: Second in command to WaChuck Norris because of how lame he is.
- Spruce Knee: Chinese knockoff of Bruce Lee. All his kicks result in his knees breaking.
- Anything Team: Some of the most evil and lame n00bs in the entirety of everything. Sometimes help Captain 1 help spread evil "facts".
Upper Counsel[]
- Captain 1: Self-explanatory.
- The Lame One: Second-most lame guy in UnExistence. Is actually just WaChuck Norris's "awesome" disguise.
- Devilzilla: Tiny monster who gets regularly destroyed by buildings.
- Thannos: Killed by half the UnUniverse once. He is an exiled Undefeatable also.
- WaVegeta: Opposite of Goku. He was recreated by WaChuck Norris just to complete his list of losers.
- Bagman: Sackboy's mortal enemy. He has the power to create completely useless things.
- S-10002: A really small robot. Least powerful robot made by Dr. Robotnik.
- Giypetrol: A British freak of nature and Vaseline. S...A...D.
- Bushfield: Comes from a timeline where Al Gore won the 2000 presidential election.
- Villainbrine: Notch's alive brother and the least scary creepypasta.
- Kthanid: Pathetic brother of Cthulhu who isn't even canon.
- Marui: Source of all Ma- in the UnUniverse. Responsible for Ma-Guys like Mario and Malleo.
- Telephilia: Was created when a child watching Teletubbies made the mistake of actually enjoying the show. This guy is made of pure childhood trauma.
- Sinterklaas: Evil version of Santa Claus. Takes away your presents and makes you feed his reindeer.
- Todd Rogers Another infamous shaming cheater, whose also BFFs with Billy Mitchell from before.
- Son Bogan: Creates nothing but cheap ripoffs of stuff.
- Saddog: Saddest being in the UnOmniverse. Eternal lord of animal abuse, and Happycat's greatest enemy. Leader of PETA.
- Cellar Cat: A really drunk cat.
- Attic Cat: The mortal enemy of Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat. Wishes he got a better part of the house.
- Room Mat: Some random piece of furniture who gets walked on regularly.
- Time Cat: Controls how fast he dies.
- Taksobreit: Villain of Tierboskat.
- Natt: Matt's twin brother. The absolute worst at all sports.
Quasi Counsel & Associates[]
There are no Quasi Defeatables or Defeatable Associates because nobody would ever want to be a Defeatable or associate with them. But there are some guys who come close like The Stupid One.
Exiles[]
The most famous Defeatables are the ones who could escape. They include:
- MaPo: Got exiled for her generosity. She used her lameness to purposefully get beat up to make people happy until the 27 Day Battle of Stupidness, where the rest of the Defeatables let her get a win against them.
- Thanos: Was born as a Defeatable, but then became Undefeatable so was no longer a Defeatable.
- S-5001: In a super foolish and futile battle between losers he beat up S-10002 and won.