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Defeat Da Undefeatables!!!

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Defeat Da Undefeatables!!! is a Shame where you play as one of the Undefeatables and beat the tar out of another Undefeatable, in a similar fasion to Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat. It was released on February 2022, on the Play Station 5, Xbox Series X|S (Available on Shame Pass for free), Windows, and Nintendo's Witch. Sorry, Apple and/or Linux users!

Summary[]

Chuck Norris has decided to resign his role as ruler of the UnUniverse after billions of years of reputation and annoyance, and has set up a tournament to see who can become the new King of the UnUniverse. Every single Undefeatable to ever exist has been chosen to duke it out to become the new ruler, and eventually face against Chuck Norris himself.

Shameplay[]

It's a lot like Mortal Kombat, as a matter of fact, it's an exact rip-off, except that there are no fatalities. Movement is exactly the same as that old arcade shame, only mapped to modern controllers. High Punch is the North Button, Low Punch is the East Button, High Kick is the West Button, and Low Kick is the South Button. The Left Trigger/Button is Run, and the Right Trigger/Button is Block. You can jump with Up, and duck with Down. Oh, you want the PC controls, too? Well too-bad! Every single Undefeatable has these controls in common. Each Undefeatable has two special moves as well.

There are currently five shame modes in this shame, and they will give you unlockable characters! You automatically get the entire Upper Counsel at the beginning of the shame, and you will slowly earn the entire Lower Counsel throughout the shame.

The first shame mode is Practice, which gives you a sandbag to practice your character of choice on. This is great to learn how to play the shame!

The second shame mode is Match, which simply gives you a single match with you and another player/CPU. First to win 2/3 rounds wins the shame!

The third shame mode is Tournament. 8, 16, or 32 fighters can be randomized and you must face against them in a Tourney-like shame mode to become the Winner of the tournament!

The fourth shame mode is Arcade, aka this shames "Story Mode". You must beat every fighter you've unlocked in a row, with the final boss being Chuck Norris. There is a high score system in this mode, hence the name "Arcade". Oh, and did I also tell you that this mode only has 5 continues and an autosave feature?

The fifth and final shame mode is Online Match, with the choice to fight online players in a one-off or as a tournament mode. There is a ranking score system that ranges from 0 to 9999. Players start at 1000.

Levels[]

There are a few levels you can fight in the shame, here is the short list of them:

(Feel free to add more as you please!)

List of Characters[]

Here is a list of characters that you can play as in the shame! You can play as every Undefeatable known to man in this shame. They will have a list of special moves below their name.

Upper Counsel (Unlocked at Beginning)[]

  • Chuck Norris
    • Roundhouse Kick (Spins around, kicking the opponent at both sides) (< + > + HK)
    • Karate Chop (Does a powerful karate chop down at nearby foes.) (^ + v + LP)
  • Chuck Norriseegee
    • Weegee Kick (Just your average kick, only more powerful) (< + > + LK)
    • Roundhouse Stare (Spins around and shoots lazers on both sides) (> + > + Block)
  • Lean-Chuck Norris
    • Lean (Chunk Norris throws some Lean at the foe. Any opponents hit will be turned Purple for 5 seconds. Being Lean causes you to go half as fast as normal.) (^ + > + > + HP)
    • Lean Punch (Throws out a lean and mean punch downwards that has a chance of turning foes Lean for 3 seconds. Has the same effects as his other move.) (> + > + v + LP)
  • Bob Saget
    • Pitchfork (Pulls out a pitchfork and stabs forwards.) (^ + > + HP)
    • Cheesy One-Liner (Says a reference to Full House, causing the foe to laugh and be stunned) (< + < + Block)
  • Marx
    • Vines (Plants a vine in place of standing, and it springs right up 3 seconds later) (v + v + Block)
    • Lazor (Charges up and shoots a Lazor, dealing lots of damage but has quite a bit of end lag) (> + > + > + HP)
  • Cyber-Dee
    • Cyber Katana (Slashes with a Cyber Katana) (> + ^ + HP)
    • Lazer Gun (Pulls out a lazer gun and shoots at the foe) (< + > + HK)
  • T-2500.5
    • Missile (Shoots a Missile that homes towards the foe slightly.) (> + ^ + > + HP)
    • Plasma Flamethrower (Launches a flamethrower that burns foes.) (> + > + > + LP)
  • AkaRed
    • GIF Pose (AkaRed does his GIF Pose, which does damage for no reason whatsoever.) (^ + < + > + HP)
    • Jump (AkaRed Jumps on the foe's head, as a homage to Mario.) (^ + > + HK)
  • Mr. T
    • Throw (Yeets the enemy to the other side of the screen, has to be right next to opponent) (> + ^ + > + LP)
    • Turn into a Jet (Turns into an Airplane and crashes himself into foe, does lotsa damage but hurts himself as well) (v + ^ + > + HK)
  • Penn Jillette
    • STFU (Says "Shut the Fuck Up!" and Stuns the opponent) (> + > + LK)
    • Teleport (Teleports behind the enemy and punches them) (v + < + HP)
  • Happycat
    • NEDM (Says "NEDM", which launches a beam of NEDM Energy at the opponent) (^ + v + HK)
    • Detach Head (Detaches his head from his body as it rises into the heavens. Makes him immune to HK and HP but at the cost of the controls being reversed, is toggle-able.) (^ + ^ + LP)
  • Ceiling Cat
    • Latch onto Ceiling (Leaps onto the ceiling, making him immune to LK and LP but at the cost of moving very slowly, is toggle-able.) (^ + ^ + ^ + HK)
    • Bite (Bites the foe, self-explanatory.) (> + v + LP)
  • Basement Cat
    • Crawl Low (Basement Cat crawls low, making him immune to HP and LP but at the cost of moving very slowly, is toggle-able.) (v + v + v + LK)
    • Hiss (Hisses at the foe, stunning them) (< + > + HP)
  • Thanos
    • Snap (Can only happen if the Six Infinity Stones are collected from the ground, which can be grabbed using the Block button. Once Thanos snaps, half of the opponent's current health goes down.) (^ + > + < + LP)
    • Cosmic Power (Thanos charges up a Cosmic Punch that sends him forward. Will hurt any foes who are nearby.) (> + > + HP)
  • Silhouette
    • Gun (Silhouette transforms into a gun and shoots the opponent!!!) (< + > + HP)
    • Spike Ball (Silhouette turns himself into a ball of spikes. If any enemies hit him with near-range attacks (or simply get too close), they will be dealt damage as well! Form is toggleable.) (v + < + > + LK)
  • Billy Mays
    • Advertise (Puts an ad on the screen, blocking the opponent's view of you for a few seconds) (> + < + > + LP)
    • Chaos Control (Uses a Chaos Emerald, slowing down the opponent for a few seconds) (v + ^ + v + LK)
  • Telephobia
    • Asplode (Does a nuclear explosion, dealing a good chunk of damage at the cost of 25% HP) (v + v + ^ + HK)
    • Big Hug (Is actually a grab, slowly does damage thanks to radiation) (> + ^ + LP)
  • Warui
    • Implode (It's like a black hole move, if the foe is caught in Warui, they will be launched with lotsa damage lost.) (< + < + < + HK)
    • Wa (Yells out "WAH", stuns the opponent and inverts colors for a few seconds.) (v = v + ^ + LK)

Lower Counsel (Unlockable)[]

  • 3 (Unlocked by winning 3 times in Match Mode)
    • Magnum (Shoots the foe with a Magnum) (> + > + HP)
    • Math (Gives the foe a math question, giving them a headache that slows them down for a few seconds) (^ + ^ + HK)
  • DaBaby Convertible (Unlocked after playing the shame five times)
    • Run Over (Runs over the foe. Makes since, since he is a car.) (> + > + > + LP)
    • Gasoline (Sprays gasoline at the foe. Makes their controls more slippery for a bit.) (< + > + > + HK)
  • Jesus Christ (Unlocked by running the timer to 0 in a battle)
    • Holy Water (Splashes Holy Water on the foe, burning them for a few seconds) (v + > + LP)
    • Cross (Shows a Cross at the foe, freezing them for a few seconds) (^ + > + HP)
  • Hyper Sonic (Unlocked by winning a match in under 60 seconds)
    • Spin Attack (Turns into a ball and hits the foe on the head) (^ + ^ + HK)
    • Spin Dash (Speeds across the other side of the screen, hitting any enemies in the way) (> + > + LK)
  • The Awesome One (Unlocked by beating Tournament Mode once)
    • Kick Butt (Kicks the opponent in the rear or crotch) (> + ^ + HK)
    • Epic Uppercut (Uppercuts the foe to oblivion) (^ + ^ + ^ + HP)
  • WaPo (Unlocked by winning Tournament Mode as Warui or Telephobia)
    • Fruitloop of Doom (Shoots a Photo Negative beam at the opponent, dealing damage and turning them into a Wa-version of themself for a few seconds. This is purely cosmetic.) (^ + > + HP)
    • Tubby Custard (Drinks some Tubby Custard, powering up her moves for a few seconds) (< + v + LK)
  • Bruce Lee (Unlocked by defeating Chuck Norris in Arcade Mode)
    • Karate Kick (A stronger version of the High Kick. Does lotsa damage but has some start lag) (^ + > + HK)
    • Karate Kombo (Grabs the foe, punches them, and kicks them. Does quite a bit of damage, but requires the foe to be close) (< + v + ^ + HP)
  • Captain 0 (Unlocked after trying Practice Mode)
    • BFG-9000 (Captain 0 takes out his gun and blasts the enemy) (^ + > + > + HP)
    • Flamethrower Hands (Captain 0 fires fire from his hands. Has a small range but causes the enemy to take damage for a bit if hit) (> + < + > + LP)
  • Dunecat (Unlocked after playing as either Ceiling Cat or Basement Cat in a Match)
    • Blanket (Dunecat sleeps in his blankie, gradually healing himself overtime. Is toggleable, and Dunecat takes double damage in this state.) (v + v + LK)
    • Spices (Dunecat spawns a Sandstorm, blocking the view of the opponent for a bit.) (> + ^ + v + LP)
  • Gravity Cat (Unlocked after winning as either Ceiling Cat or Basement Cat in Arcade Mode)
    • Fart (Farts a poisonous gas at the foe, if they are in the cloud, they will take constant damage.) (< + < + HP)
    • Reverse Gravity (Makes self and the opponent go up and on the top of the screen. This reverses the controls and does all other kinds of wacky things!) (v + ^ + ^ + HK)
  • Santa Claus (Unlocked if you play the shame during December)
    • Coal (Santa yeets coal at the foe's face, since they have been naughty. If they get hit by the coal enough times, their view will start to fog up with coal dust.) (^ + > + HP)
    • Bag (Santa grabs the foe with his bag, and pummels them. After a bit, the foe is released from Santa's grasp.) (^ + > + v + LP)
  • Batman (Unlocked if you play the shame at night (From 6 PM - 6 AM))
    • Batarang (Throws a boomerang at the foe's face. Since it's a boomerang, it'll go back to Batman.) (< + > + HP)
    • Grapple Gun (Shoots the Grapple Gun at the ceiling, then goes up and swings across the stage, hitting any enemies in the way.) (> + ^ + > + HK)
  • Abraham Lincoln (Unlocked after trying out an Online Match, or alternatively playing the shame on July 4th)
    • AK-47 (Shoots the foe with a rat-ta-tat-tat!) (^ + > + > + LP)
    • Machete (Cuts the enemy with a machete.) (^ + v + HP)
  • Super Eviler Bowser (Unlocked after winning 15 Matches)
    • Claw (Uses Claw to slash at the enemy.) (> + > + LP)
    • Toxic Breath (Breathes Toxic Fire at the foe, dealing poison/burning damage for a good 10 seconds.) (^ + > + > + LK)
  • Giygas (Unlocked after defeating Chuck Norris in Arcade Mode as Bob Saget)
    • Giygas's Attack (You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas's attack! Actually, it's just red smoke that hits the foe.) (< + v + > + HK)
    • Jumpscare (Jumpscares the foe, stunning them for a long time. Only works if Giygas is behind the enemy.) (< + > + LK)
  • WeeMalSheeGas (Unlocked after playing as Giygas or Bob Saget once)
    • Fire Flower Black Hole (Summons a ball of fire for a couple of seconds, attracts enemies slightly.) (v + ^ + > + HK)
    • Toxic Gas (Summons Toxic Gas that invades the battlefield. It will hurt the opponent for the time it's around, that being 5 seconds. As you can expect, this attack has a long cooldown.) (^ + ^ + ^ + LK)
  • Herobrine (unlocked by whispering "hjalp" into your microphone)
    • Have you seen the Herobrine? (Disappears for 10 seconds, but still makes footstep sounds.) (^ + v + HP)
    • null (Glitches and spawns a sign saying "null null null null" under the opponent. The sign launches foes.) (v + > + LP)
  • Cthulhu (Unlocked by seeing him on the Tokyo City stage on Halloween)
    • Cthulhu Fightin' (Cthulhu swings his face tentacles everywhere.) (< + > + HP)
    • I hate people who search for Prime Universes. (Cthulhu throws a chest full of water.) (> + > + HK)
  • Pepsiman (Unlocked after losing to the first opponent in Arcade Mode)
    • Crystal Pepsiman (Turns into crystal, boosting his attack power but also increasing damage taken.) (v + v + Block)
    • Tokusatsu (Pepsiman gains dodging moves as he upgrades, and also replaces his punches with firework rockets.) (^ + > + HP)
  • Shaggy Rogers (Unlocked after beating Chuck Norris in Arcade Mode as... Chuck Norris.)
    • Focus. Concentrate. (Shaggy enters Ultra Instinct, allowing him to dodge attacks while the block button is held. Lasts 15 seconds.) (^ + v + LK)
    • Zoinks (Yells "Zoinks" with 1% of his power, creating a powerful, slow-moving word "ZOINKS" that can hit multiple times. It also acts as a platform.) (< + > + HP)
  • Gorefield (Unlocked after playing a shame for more than 5 hours total.)
    • Eat (Gorefield grabs the foe, chews on them, then spits them out.) (> + ^ + < + LP)
    • Pounce (Gorefield leaps into the air and crushes the enemy.) (> + ^ + v + HP)
  • Tierboskat (Unlocked after defeating Chuck Norris in Arcade Mode as Ceiling Cat or Basement Cat)
    • :EYES: (Tierboskat shoots lasers out of his eyes. Sometimes does cosmetic things to the stage.) (^ + > + > + HP)
    • Hammerspace (Tierboskat pulls out a comically large hammer out of nowhere and smashes the foe with it.) (< + ^ + > + HK)
  • Triforced Link (Unlocked if you happen to play this shame on a Tuesday.)
    • Sword (Link slashes his sword at the enemy.) (^ + > + HP)
    • Bomb (Link throws a bomb at the battlefield, it will take 3 seconds for it to Asplode.) (^ + v + > + LP)
  • Eternal Sailor Moon (Unlocked once every other non-DLC character is unlocked. Get to it!)
    • Moon Tiara Action (Throws her tiara at the foe, it deals considerable damage as it asplodes on contact. Is a boomerang, akin to Batman.) (> + > + HP)
    • Moon Stick (Has two effects. Can either shoot a lazor at the opponent or heals Sailor Moon overtime if the button is held.) (^ + > + > + HK (Opponent)), (^ + < + < + HK (Sailor Moon))

UnAnything Team (DLC)[]

After the shame released, the UnAnything Team decided to place themselves as Payed DLC, costing 12 UnDollars for 6 characters total, the ones featured in the UnAnything Team picture. We separated ourselves from the rest of the Undefeatables because 1. Ego, and 2. We consist of multiple people.

  • Scampton
    • Shoot (Shoots a gun at nearby foes.) (^ + > + HP)
    • Worms (Eats a Junkilpede, healing herself for a bit.) (^ + < + v + LP)
  • Vesta
    • Strangebuster 9000 (Vesta summons his uber-minigun used to fight Strange from A Very Strange Tale. This replaces his punches with gunfire and grenades. The lightsaber bayonet also does damage if it touches the enemy. Right stick to aim.) (<> (at once) + Block)
    • Resident Badass (Blocks the opponent with extreme prejudice, stopping them for 1 second.) (> + > + HK)
  • Scalfred
    • Paintbrush (You take out the paintbrush from MS Paint and hit the foe with it.) (< + > + LP)
    • Retcon (Edit the opponent's page to make them weaker, dealing double damage for 4 seconds.) (^ + > + v + LK)
  • Hoop
    • Cane (Hoop summons a cane and bonks it on the enemy's head.) (^ + > + HP)
    • Chewy Chews (You struggle to open a can of Chewy Chews, but you'll eventually open it up and heal for 33% HP! What a deal! The struggle resets if your even hit once.) (v + ^ + v + Block)
  • GNEgg
    • Shart (You Shart yourself, causing a smelly poo-poo that releases a puff of gas to be on the battlefield for 15 seconds. The gas puff deals damage to the foe if they are in it.) (v + v + v + Block)
    • Barrel Roll (GNEgg does a barrel roll, dodging any attacks that hit him.) (^ + v + LK)
  • Berry
    • Bass-Boosted Headphones (Berry blasts a loud noise from his Headphones, launching foes back and dealing small damage.) (> + > + < + HP)
    • Flamethrower/Hyper Beam (Berry charges up a move. If the button is held for less than 2 seconds, Berry will launch a Flamethrower with limited range (that deals decent damage), and if it the button is held for more than 2 seconds, Berry will shoot a large Hyper Beam for massive damage.) (< + < + > + LP)

Exiles (DLC)[]

After popular reception, the UnAnything Team decided to add a new payed DLC pack involving the exiles of the Undefeatables. For 20 UnDollars, you can get yourself 10 brand new characters! Wait, these aren't Undefeatables! This is Stupid. I mean, they WERE Undefeatables, so I guess it counts...

  • Thannos
    • Sweat Stone (Thannos sweats, causing two puddles of sweat to pop up next to him. Any foe who steps in the puddle will be sticked to it and slow down drastically. You can jump out of the sweat, though. (You will jump lower do note)) (^ + v + v + LK)
    • Reality Stone (Thannos uses the reality stone to drain 20% of the foe's health to heal himself for that same amount. Can only be used once and even then only if Thannos is under 20% health.) (> + < + < + HP)
  • Wise Ones (Represented as a horde of Super Emeralds above 50% HP, below 50% HP they are a horde of their original forms.)
    • Chaos Energy (Shoots a rainbow beam at the enemy.) (> + v + HP)
    • Shatter (At 50% HP and below, the Wise Ones will break free of the Super Emeralds and become what they look like in those carvings of Koridai. In this state, they have stronger hits, are faster, and can use the remains of the Super Emeralds as an attack.) (< + v + > + HK)
  • Weegee
    • Weegee Stare (Weegee's eyes pop up for a second. If the opponent looks at Weegee as his eyes are popped out (facing towards him), they will turn into a Weegee Clone for 10 seconds. As a Weegee Clone, they are much weaker and their only special move is a weaker version of Weegee's Eye Beams (That has limited range too!). Does not work on Chuck Norris and Chuck Norisseegee since they already have a Weegee Clone/Are a Weegee clone. Has a cooldown of 30 seconds.) (> + > + > + HP)
    • Eye Lazers (Weegee shoots beams from his eye. Damages any opponent in the way.) (> + > + HK)
  • Godzilla
    • Atomic Breath (Shoots down Atomic Breath at the enemy. Does radiation damage for 3 extra seconds.) (< + > + v + LP)
    • Nuclear Pulse (Shoots a shock-wave nearby Godzilla on both sides of him. Helps with keeping foes away.) (< + > + ^ + HK)
  • Tabuu
    • Shark Blade (Turns into a blade resembling a shark and charges at the opponent, dealing massive damage.) (^ + > + > + HK)
    • Electrical Shield (Gives him an electrical shield that damages opponents who get too close as well as reduce ranged moves. Lasts for as long as you hold the shield button.) (< + v + v + Block)
  • Googolplex
    • Expand (Turns from his 10^10^100 form to his full form for a split second. The Zeroes hurt the enemy.) (> + ^ + > + HP)
    • Expand II (Just like his expand attack, but vertically this time. Can only really hit foes above/below him, but it launches far and stuns!) (< + v + < + LK)
  • Father Bogan
    • OBJECTION Scream (Yells out an "OBJECTION!" Speech Bubble. Any foes hit by it will be stunned.) (> + > + HP)
    • PSI (Is probably the most versatile move out of all of the Undefeatables. Can do the following:)
      • (Picks up nearby opponents and yeets them across the screen) (< + < + > + LK)
      • (Heals self overtime while button is held down) (< + < + v + LK)
      • (Summons a lighting bolt to zap nearby opponent) (< + < + < + LK)
      • (Teleports self into the air. Goes to top of screen) (< + <+ ^ + LK)
  • Bob Bogan
    • Poo Sword (Slashes the foe with a sword with feces on it.) (> + > + HP)
    • Fus Do Rah (Yells out a Fus Do Rach, knocking opponents across the screen.) (< + < + > + HK)
  • T-5000
    • Transform/Ion Cannon (Turns into T-5001 if his health is under 50%. As T-5001, he can't transform back but is more powerful than he was originally. This special moves turns into Ion Cannon, which is just a beam of Ion that you can shoot at opponents.) (> + > + > + LP)
    • Drain Energy (Drains the life of the opponent if the button is held down. As T-5001, it goes slightly faster.) (< + < + < + LK)
  • Dimentio
    • Shuriken (Shoots a Shuriken-like object at the opponent. Goes slow but it follows them around.) (< + > + HP)
    • Clone (Dimentio makes a clone of himself. Mechanically works similar to Ice Climbers in Super Smash Bros. Can only be used once and if under 50% health.) (< + v + < + LK)

The unbeaten one (Free DLC)[]

One day Vesna decided to hack the game in order to use the source code to add a new character. As such he made a dlc pack that included only one new character that new character is the only character that isn't a undefeatable or a exile it was the leader of the Unbeatables Super 17 soon the unanything team found out about it but decided to not do anything about it as it was canon that super 17 wants to defeat the undefeatables for not allowing him to join. The pack includes his own stage too and an alternate costume for him that turns him into Awful 71. This damn dlc would be the reason why a game called Undefeatables vs Unbeatables is being made

  • Super 17
    • Full power energy wave (GIANT BEAM) (^+v+>+HP)
    • Blast spam (>+<+LP)
    • Cranehouse kick (v+>+<+HK)
    • Shocking death ball (An attack that destroys the entire fucking stage) (v+v+v+^+>+<+HP)

Reception[]

Some n00bs found this shame as a scam, since they themselves wanted to defeat the Undefeatables in this shame, not have the Undefeatables fight themselves! However, other people find it to be a fun alternative to Super Smash Bros. FAIL, and Chuck Norris finds the shame to be kinda cool. Overall ratings are a 7/10, pretty solid, if you ask me!

Trivia[]

  • If Shaggy uses his second special move on Super Eviler Bowser, Bowser will just punch himself in the face alongside the rest of the Shaggy Connection beating him up. Pretty funny, if you ask me!
  • DaBaby Convertible's Gasoline doesn't actually make any fire-related attacks spread or burst into flames. All it makes is the opponent's controls more slippery. Guess he's running on that special, non-flammable kind?
  • Defeating T-2000.5 as T-5000 earns yourself an UnAchievement.
  • Unlocking Eternal Sailor Moon requires to watch a long, unskippable cutscene. It only appears once everyone is unlocked, or, assuming you left the shame, will restart once you boot the shame. The following script of the cutscene is here.
  • There's a lot of stuff to do with Tierboskat, so Vesta's making a subpage.
  • Some attacks are so powerful, they can do damage to the stage or even the environment as a whole. Subpage linked.
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