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GOD I HATE THE FRENCH!

Vice

This is a call-out post on Twitter.com.

Dedan, about to go on a swear-filled rant about the HackAShoe

OMG DEDAN HI!! >w<

Dedan La Dent (often just called Dedan) is a disturbed, imposing french... thing who is now a high-ranking member of the Goths. He is known for his impulsive, crude, and borderline psychotic behavior, and his heavy use of guns. Due to being a bit nearsighted, he often "checks" to see what stuff is by shooting it. We think he might be faking it, though.

Backstory[]

Dedan was born in France in 1852. Not much is known about his childhood or teenage years besides the fact he had committed a bank robbery at age 15, where he stole roughly 9,001 UnDollars. Where we do have knowledge of him started in 1980, when he met Nightmarionne at a bar. Dedan soon developed a close friendship with him and was introduced to some of the other Goths (and Jasper Rolls, who Dedan nearly fought after he said his clothing was "tacky").

When The Deej™ showed up at the Top Hat Mafia's base and declared himself a member, everybody was just confused on why he was there. Then the Goths found out about his crimes via Grimmsnarl being asked to dox someone by DJ. This is when Nightmarionne began planning on getting someone to kill him. Dedan was the first choice, naturally.

Unfortunately for him, his methods ain't slick, as he decided to use a whole AK-47. Turns out Molotovs were more effective, but Dedan still believes in his trusty ol' firearms.

Trivia[]

  • Dedan nearly kept a few members of the Mohelmot as slaves in his Smoke Mine (tm). He realized that they actually enjoyed working, though, so he left them alone.
  • Nadia Cassel is simping for him because they're both french
  • Vice has attempted to kill him OVER 9000 times
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