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Dawn is an insane psychopath who hates ugly Pokemon and wants to kill all the ugly Pokemon in the world. Or the Pokemon that she doesn't like. Whichever bothers her more.

Birth[]

Dawn was born to a rich family a long time ago. Being a part of an insanely rich family, of course, has made her kind of entitled to stuff. Dawn made the decision to change up her appearance to some weird Anime Girl because people really like that. Apparently her inspiration of her hair came from Megurine Luka, as Dawn likes how pink it is. She also dresses up in pink, but only enough pink due to the safety of her own good, since too much pink will turn you into Kirby or more fittingly, Jigglypuff. Dawn lived a pretty boring (but rich) life, She decided to begin becoming a fashion designer for her future career of Pokemon Coordination.

What The Heck Is A Pokemon Coordinator?![]

Thanks for the question You didn't ask, a Pokemon Coordinator is like if Pokemon Training and Beauty Pagents had a baby. As you can tell from that description alone, Pokemon Coordinators are TERRIFYING. Except for Brendan, he's a pretty cool dude. After Dawn got her first Piplup (Yes, first), Dawn began Pokemon Coordination. Dawn, knowing she wasn't going to win on her own, forced her brother to join her to become a very popular Pop Star.

Dawn did pretty well for her first few years, that is, until Brendan came along and began competing with her. Somehow, using a Feebas, Brendan defeated Dawn every single time. This shattered Dawn emotionally, seeing such an ugly and gross Pokemon defeat her more cute Piplup. This is also the moment that made Dawn become a Pokemon Trainer.

The Beginning of Dawn's Downfall[]

Dawn came out of her home for once and began to train up her Piplup so she could beat up Brendan. While training, she met Leonardo DiCaprio and made great friends with him, even helping him in a few of his movies at times. Dawn also met Ash Ketchum, and had an entire Pokemon Journey with Ash, learning about Pokemon Coordination. But that's all boring! Dawn's journey really just taught her how to be a deadly murderer towards Pokemon, using her Piplup (and eventually an ax) as a high-class weapon.

D is for evil

Dawn on a good day.

After all of that Journeying, Dawn came to Brendan in order to fight his Feebas. At this point though, Feebas metamorphosized into Milotic and forgave him for actually having an actual beautiful Pokemon. Now with a useless Buneary and Pachirisu, Dawn was bored out of her mind. She though about messing with Ash again, so Dawn went to New York City for a few weeks to do crazy antics until she was kicked out by Hilda "for being too needy". Honestly Hilda just kicked her out because Dawn was eating the entire Vanillite population.

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Awww, look how sweet. Surely she couldn't be the embodiment of pure evil!

Nowadays[]

Dawn just sorta gave up with Pokemon Training afterwards and continued doing Pokemon Contests, destroying any ugly Pokemon that oppose her. Some random bee idk just sorta stays as her sidekick, mostly because he has nothing else to do (Being a Bee is boring). It's said that Dawn is doing just fine and is still killing it at the whole contest shtick (literally) to this day. Dawn also has made friends with Lyra and Ethan too, mainly as a scapegoat so she won't get PWNED by The Crystal Alliance. Dawn has killed around 5,000 Pokemon so far. If you see a local Dawn near you, get out of there as fast as possible! The akatsuki is hunting her down because she killed Hidan's pet Eevee

UnPop Culture Appearances[]

TV Shows[]

  • Dawn appears a few times in UnAnything: The Series
    • From Dawn to Dusk is an episode that functions as a documentary on her. There also exists a sequel called Dawn to Dusk Part 2, full of interviews of those who know of her.
    • In Pokegirls Return (Part 1), she, alongside her fellow allies of Iris and Misty get revived by Serena to save Ash Ketchum from a rabid Pokemon stampede. In Pokegirls Return (Part 2), Dawn, Iris and Misty have to stop Serena from trapping them in cement.

Shames[]

  • In UnUltimate Custom Night, Dawn appears as the 151st character. She can be added through downloading the, "Berry Good" roster. Dawn appears at the very end of the night. At 6 AM, the player must close all the doors or else she will chop you into lunch meat for Piplup.

Other[]

  • On the night of Dawn's birth, Adult Swim aired a cryptic bumper/advertisment that featured a monochrome watercolor image of a grassy field with a sun that looked like it smelled mad zaza. There were also a pair of baggy eyeballs just sort of levitating above the depressing landscape. Text appeared that said, "THE DAWN IS YOUR ENEMY", which we could assume was foretelling Dawn's future of vain evil.
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Player characters [ / ]
Ash Ketchum - Leaf - Chase - Elaine - Ethan - Kris - Lyra - Brendan - May - Leonardo DiCaprio - Dawn - Hilbert - Hilda - Nate - Rosa - Calem - Serena - Elio - Sailor Saturn - Vicky - Scottish Pokemon Trainer - Reimu Hakurei - AkaRed - Prince Florian - Juliet
Pokegirls [ / ]
Misty - May - Dawn - Iris - Serena - Lillie - Chloe - Liko
The Poker - Rokit - Meowth - Buzz Lightyear - Mario Head - Wario - Waluigi - Brock - Mega Man - Swiper
Team Plasma [ / ]
N - Ghetsis - Grover - Brody Foxx - Ron - Z - Giant Poop Koopa - Ryu - Colress - Shadow - Earthworm Jim
Phillip II - Mary I - Katy - Brassius - Iono - Kofu - Larry - Ryme - Tulip - Grusha - Rika - Poppy Lovegood - Hassel - Geeta - Allister - Skyla - Sabrina - Salina
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