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David

David is a Stick Figure who competes on Battle for Dream Island (despite the fact that he's not an object) and doesn't really do much else beside saying "Aw seriously?!" all the time. Since he has limited form of expressing himself, much of his personality remains unknown and we might never get to know what he's like since he doesn't really say that much. What is known about him is that he's a stick figure (obviously), became the first recommended character to join BFDI (only to get eliminated two episodes after he joined), and that Dora doesn't like him (which is odd because they're the only humans in BFDI, so you'd think they'd be in a little alliance or something but apparently that isn't the case).

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One day, a child was busy drawing things and one of those things was a stick figure. Even though it was a simple and had minimal effort put into it, the child liked the drawing and decided to give it a name, that name being David because it was the first name that came to his mind. The child would then decide to show his parents the drawing, but accidentally spilled some magic juice on it, causing David to come to life and leave the house, which resulted in the child being sad after his beloved drawing disappeared from the paper (he later drew a second one and it didn't come to life and leave him). After leaving, David began exploring the UnWorld around him, meeting various people and seeing various places, even learning how to say his two main words in a pub in the UnUnited Kingdom. He'd eventually learn about Battle For Dream Island and, realizing that he had nothing else to do, decided to join the show as a recommended character, which he succeeded in but as mentioned he got eliminated only two episodes later, probably because the viewers didn't like the fact that he wasn't an object. He'd try joining again in the second and third seasons of BFDI, but with no success and it wasn't until BFB where he finally got back into the game, but he got eliminated in episode 10 and was banished to Hell alongside a few other contestants to do eternal math (he also became orange around this time). He'd stay in that miserable place until 2024 when he and the other nine contestants who got sent to hell (one of them being Dora herself) escaped that miserable place, only for Two to send him and the others to a McDonald's restaurant to serve as chefs for eternity since Ronald McDonald was experiencing a shortage of staff. However, David and the others wouldn't let being trapped in a McDonald's for eternity be their fate so they busted out and then parted ways, with David fleeing to Hyrule where he still lives to this day, minding his on business and still saying the same two words he says every single day. He also got involved in some strange battle against Monika, but that's a story for another day.

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