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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
—Waluigi on this Shitty PBS Group
Awwww No
—Princess Peach in a 2-member Green Group
FULL TWENTY PRISH!!!!!
—Pink Guy, Who Tortures Dash and Dot
YOU MUST DIE!!!
—Ganon on Dash and Dot
Fuck this SHIT, I’m out
—BBC on this Cursed Duo
Dash and Dot (Telugu: డాష్డాట్) are an annoying childish band (their full names being Dash Stewart and Dot Stewart). They are famous in America for becoming by far the stupidest PBS Kids mascots. Dash and Dot were once two beggars on the streets with nothing to do. But one day, they formed a band and performed live in Utah. In America, nobody had heard of their band, yet in Germany, they were bigger than The Beatles, BTS, Michael Jackson, Weegee and even Jesus. Their band was created to cash in on the weeaboo bandwagon of the early-mid 2000s. Dash and Dot were cutened-up by their agents, in an attempt to appeal to the anime demographic.
Members[]
Dash and Dot’s symbol.
- Dash Stewart is a 7-year-old boy who dances like Sonic. He is also a spiky haired motherfucker. He loves the Squadala Soccer. He strives, and he sounds like Justin Bieber.
- Dot Stewart is a 4-year-old (same age as Peppa Pig) crybaby, loudmouth girl. She loves anything girly, ranging from stuffed animals to unicorns to yaoi. In her beggar days, she stole some money and went to the cheapest hairdresser she could find, and asked the barber to give her a "white trash" look. The barber instead gave her a Dora wig, because it would be very hard to straighten your hair all day like that.
Tour Bus[]
Pink Guy going mental, about to kill Dash and Dot.
Dash and Dot travel all over the world in their tour bus. The tour bus seems similar to the TARDIS of Dr. Who fame; while appearing the same size as a mini-van on the outside, it's a damn mansion on the inside, being able to house the Duos' rooms.
Background[]
Dash and Dot have green skin. Tough Dash is…….Stalker?! For the FNAF Fame. See the Annoying FNAF Club or Even Teletubbies.
Trivia[]
- They are green guys.
- They are related to the Squid Sisters.
- In the UK, They are known as Dot and Dash.
- Dash is 4’11”, while Dot is 4’0”.
- Dot’s shirt looks like Frisk's.
- They are in every HaloBob GunPants shame.
OFFICAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL[]
Discography[]
- Bunny Fun - 1995
- Live&Love - 1996
- Doku Nach Acht - 1998