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Darwin Watterson is a horrific Fish-thing that lives in Bikini Bottom. he is the #1 pimp in the world and the Presdent of Bikini Bottom, But is about 10000000000000000000000000 Times more scarier than ANYTHING ALIVE!!!

History

All we know is that he stared out as a scary fish, born on Bikini Bottom. People were scared of him

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This is... FREAKING SCARY!!!

im and jumped in the space escape pod. After this he was raised by Squidward, after he found Darwin. 10 years later, he began to become scarier

 and grew legs and arms, and even lost his gills!!! He was invited to Pinkie Pies party one day, this is where he met his first GF Pinkie Pie. they had a lot in common but, when the house was destroyed by Dipsy, they left. and eventuly he met, Daisy his 2nd GF. After a while he had kids 42 kids, both ponys, fish and flowers and puppys. he was dumped by Daisy, for beging scary and left to meet his 444444444444444th GF Sandy Cheeks. After this he had OVER 9000 KIDS!!! But, when Pinkie Pie died he met up with Daisy again. He went back to Bikini Bottom, where he became Presdent. a few days later.
Image of the Delorean from Back to the Future. Quick, Marty! We gotta get in the DeLorean and find out what the stupid UnTeam did in the future!

The following article has current events, and as such may be altered in the Future by the stupid UnTeam.

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