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==<span style="text-align:center;">Trivia</span>==
 
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*'''IT'S A FREAKING FISH! THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!'''
 
*'''IT'S A FREAKING FISH! THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!'''
*'''WHY IS IT WALKING!!? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!!?'''
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*'''WHY IS IT WALKING!!? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!!!'''
 
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Revision as of 06:32, 29 July 2013

DIE YOU FREAKING FISH!!! AAAHHH! YOUR RUINING MY LIFE!! Coolboy670

Darwin Watterson is a horrific Fish-thing that lives in Bikini Bottom. he is the #1 pimp in the world and the Presdent of Bikini Bottom, But is about 10000000000000000000000000 Times more scarier than ANYTHING ALIVE!!!

History

File:Darwin.jpg

This is... FREAKING SCARY!!!

All we know is that he stared out as a scary fish, born on Bikini Bottom. People were scared of him that some people killed their selves or jumped in the space escape pod. After this he was raised by Squidward, after he found Darwin. 10 years later, he began to become scarier and grew legs and arms, and even lost his gills!!! He was invited to Pinkie Pie's party one day, this is where he met his first GF Pinkie Pie. they had a lot in common but, when the house was destroyed by Dipsy, they left. and eventually he met, Daisy his 2nd GF. After a while he had kids 42 kids, both ponies, fish, flowers, puppies and Chinese people.

He was dumped by Daisy, for being scary and left to meet his 444444444444444th GF Sandy Cheeks. After this he had OVER 9000 KIDS!!! But, when Pinkie Pie died he met up with Daisy again. He went back to Bikini Bottom, where he became Presdent. a few days later, he was killed by his rival Dipsy. After a while, he was revived by Gumball and they later became brother's, because Richard Watterson did in fact flush him down the toilet. He's currently on the Teletubbies hit list and is the 2nd former king of Turkey.


Trivia

  • IT'S A FREAKING FISH! THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!
  • WHY IS IT WALKING!!? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!!!