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<span style="text-align:center;">All we know is that he stared out as a scary fish, born on [[Bikini Bottom]]. People were scared of him</span>
 
<span style="text-align:center;">All we know is that he stared out as a scary fish, born on [[Bikini Bottom]]. People were scared of him</span>
   
[[File:Darwin.jpg|thumb|This is... FREAKING SCARY!!!]]<span style="text-align:center;"> and jumped in the space escape pod. After this he was raised by [[Squidward]], after he found Darwin. 10 years later, he began to become</span> scarier<span style="text-align:center;"> and grew legs and arms, and even lost his gills!!! He was invited to [[Pinkie Pie|Pinkie Pie's]] party one day, this is where he met his first GF [[Pinkie Pie]]. they had a lot in common but, when the house was destroyed by [[Dipsy]], they left. and eventuly he met, [[Daisy]] his 2nd GF. After a while he had kids 42 kids, both ponies, fish and flowers and puppies. </span>
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[[File:Darwin.jpg|thumb|This is... FREAKING SCARY!!!]]<span style="text-align:center;"> and jumped in the space escape pod. After this he was raised by [[Squidward]], after he found Darwin. 10 years later, he began to become</span> scarier<span style="text-align:center;"> and grew legs and arms, and even lost his gills!!! He was invited to [[Pinkie Pie|Pinkie Pie's]] party one day, this is where he met his first GF [[Pinkie Pie]]. they had a lot in common but, when the house was destroyed by [[Dipsy]], they left. and eventuly he met, [[Daisy]] his 2nd GF. After a while he had kids 42 kids, both ponies, fish, flowers, puppies and Chinese people. </span>
   
 
<span style="text-align:center;">He was dumped by [[Daisy]], for being scary and left to meet his 444444444444444th GF [[Sandy Cheeks]]. After this he had [[OVER 9000]] KIDS!!! But, when [[Pinkie Pie]] died he met up with [[Daisy]] again. He went back to [[Bikini Bottom]], where he became Presdent. a few days later{{Template:Future Event}}</span>
 
<span style="text-align:center;">He was dumped by [[Daisy]], for being scary and left to meet his 444444444444444th GF [[Sandy Cheeks]]. After this he had [[OVER 9000]] KIDS!!! But, when [[Pinkie Pie]] died he met up with [[Daisy]] again. He went back to [[Bikini Bottom]], where he became Presdent. a few days later{{Template:Future Event}}</span>

Revision as of 08:58, 24 July 2013

DIE YOU FREAKING FISH!!! AAAHHH! YOUR RUINING MY LIFE!! Coolboy670

Darwin Watterson is a horrific Fish-thing that lives in Bikini Bottom. he is the #1 pimp in the world and the Presdent of Bikini Bottom, But is about 10000000000000000000000000 Times more scarier than ANYTHING ALIVE!!!

History

All we know is that he stared out as a scary fish, born on Bikini Bottom. People were scared of him

File:Darwin.jpg

This is... FREAKING SCARY!!!

 and jumped in the space escape pod. After this he was raised by Squidward, after he found Darwin. 10 years later, he began to become scarier and grew legs and arms, and even lost his gills!!! He was invited to Pinkie Pie's party one day, this is where he met his first GF Pinkie Pie. they had a lot in common but, when the house was destroyed by Dipsy, they left. and eventuly he met, Daisy his 2nd GF. After a while he had kids 42 kids, both ponies, fish, flowers, puppies and Chinese people.

He was dumped by Daisy, for being scary and left to meet his 444444444444444th GF Sandy Cheeks. After this he had OVER 9000 KIDS!!! But, when Pinkie Pie died he met up with Daisy again. He went back to Bikini Bottom, where he became Presdent. a few days later

Image of the Delorean from Back to the Future. Quick, Marty! We gotta get in the DeLorean and find out what the stupid UnTeam did in the future!

The following article has current events, and as such may be altered in the Future by the stupid UnTeam.

Trivia

  • IT'S A FREAKING FISH! THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!
  • WHY IS IT WALKING!!? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!!?