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'''Darwin Watterson''' is a horrific Fish-thing that lives in [[Bikini Bottom]]. he is the #1 pimp in the world and the Presdent of Bikini Bottom, But is about 10000000000000000000000000 Times more scarier than ANYTHING ALIVE!!!
  
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|caption = "No more Mr. Nice guy! I found a new style!"
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|image = Evil_darwin2.jpg
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|imagesize = 300
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|gender = Male
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|hair = Nothing
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|eyes = Black, Red ''(when he is in his evil side)''
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|species = Fish... we think...
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|home = [[Bikini Bottom]]
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|death = Immortal
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|AKA = Walking Fish
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|dream = Scary
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|fear = Nothing in this world could probably scare Darwin
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|education = High, but it's still scary
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|occupation = Being scary
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|known = For having a legs even if it's a fish
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|rank = 1,000,000,000}}
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'''Darwin Watterson''' is a fish that has the ability to walk. He is the 13th president of the [[Bikini Bottom]]. He is best friend with a world wide known psychopath [[Gumball Watterson]] and he's done alot of things with him.
   
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==History==
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==History in death==
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So, how did this unknown creature came to existence? Some say he crawled out of the deepest trench of the ocean, but it was actually the second deepest. Some say he came out from a toilet. There's been many Darwin Watterson's, but most have died from poor survival techniques and he was just the same... And then it happened... he literally grew legs and arms and adapted to breath both air, and water. It was so scary that every body ran away from it even when it's 2 miles away. He just decided to hang around bikini bottom.
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[[File:Darwin.jpg|thumb|This is... FREAKING SCARY!!!]]
  
   
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He was depressed but, learned many skills. He got a higher IQ than [[Albert Einstein]], learned to speak over 500 languages, and founded a country, [[Germany]]. He founded THIS country to keep all freaks to have dreams and live peacefully and happily. But, it turned to a evil country of death and misery. He ran off leaving anyone else to have the country because, he was sad that the country he founded could turn into danger like what had happen. 2 years if wondering and exploring to see what he could do, he finally found a country where he would be normal, where all fish's had legs and arm's, and he became president in it and is still president today. And wanted to try again but, failed when the place was bombed by [[Mr. Krabs]] because, he's a jerk.
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<span style="text-align:center;">All we know is that he stared out as a scary fish, born on [[Bikini Bottom]]. People were scared of him that some people killed their selves or</span><span style="text-align:center;"> jumped in the space escape pod. After this he was raised by [[Squidward]], after he found Darwin. 10 years later, he began to become</span> scarier<span style="text-align:center;"> and grew legs and arms, and even lost his gills!!! He was invited to [[Pinkie Pie|Pinkie Pie's]] party one day, this is where he met his first GF [[Pinkie Pie]]. they had a lot in common but, when the house was destroyed by [[Dipsy]], they left. and eventually he met, [[Daisy]] his 2nd GF. After a while he had kids 42 kids, both ponies, fish, flowers, puppies and Chinese people.</span>
  
   
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He had no friend's and for century's sat in his office and did nothing expect when he was needed. He was sad, and depressed often to the point of suicide. But, killing your self is dumb so a boy named [[Gumball Watterson]] came in for some change on the pay phone. They talked, and wouldn't shut up to the point they realized how much they had in common and made a ode to always be best friends and stay happy together. They went on adventures in political process and throughout the [[UnWorld]].
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<span style="text-align:center;">He was dumped by [[Daisy]], for being scary and left to meet his 444444444444444th GF [[Sandy Cheeks]]. After this he had [[OVER 9000]] KIDS!!! But, when [[Pinkie Pie]] died he met up with [[Daisy]] again. He went back to [[Bikini Bottom]], where he became Presdent. a few days later, he was killed by his rival [[Dipsy]]. After a while, he was revived by [[Gumball]] and they later became brother's, because [[Richard Watterson]] did in fact flush him down the toilet. He's currently on the [[Teletubbies]] hit list and is the 2nd former king of Turkey.</span>
  
   
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After, a slip in the [[Chum Bucket]] they bombed Bikini Bottom again so while cleaning it up they ended up by finding a portal to [[World war II]] meaning, there was no turning back. After seeing what Germany had become, and seeing how they both have been fuhers, they teamed up to stop the war. They killed [[Adolf Hitler]], and burned Nazis and terrorists because, it was needed till they ended up back in bikini bottom. But, like everything else something was worng. A chain reaction caused both country's portal's to be side by side meaning it was war in bikini bottom.
   
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They tried everything to end the war but, a nuke was dropped causing the country to explode all together. (Finally) After, it was all rubble Darwin and Gumball crawled out and reconstructed everything and the portal was over. When the mayor's of Bikini Bottom came to power the place was done for and couldn't be fixed.
   
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==<span style="text-align:center;">Trivia</span>==
  
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*'''IT'S A FREAKING FISH! THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!'''
  
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Darwin is still president, and he's still with Gumball and there having fun with [[Shame]]'s and screwing around on a bike made of Pumkin skulls. But, he's still pretty freaking scary.
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*'''WHY IS IT WALKING!!? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!!!'''
  
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==Trivia==
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*He is the only known fish that has the ability to walk.
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*He is the first one who successfully defeated the entire [[Nazi]] army.
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*He bought the [[Death Star]] just to use it to destroy other galaxies.
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Revision as of 17:34, 28 June 2020

DIE YOU FREAKING FISH!!! AAAHHH! YOUR RUINING MY LIFE!! Everybody

Darwin Watterson is a fish that has the ability to walk. He is the 13th president of the Bikini Bottom. He is best friend with a world wide known psychopath Gumball Watterson and he's done alot of things with him.

History in death

So, how did this unknown creature came to existence? Some say he crawled out of the deepest trench of the ocean, but it was actually the second deepest. Some say he came out from a toilet. There's been many Darwin Watterson's, but most have died from poor survival techniques and he was just the same... And then it happened... he literally grew legs and arms and adapted to breath both air, and water. It was so scary that every body ran away from it even when it's 2 miles away. He just decided to hang around bikini bottom.

He was depressed but, learned many skills. He got a higher IQ than Albert Einstein, learned to speak over 500 languages, and founded a country, Germany. He founded THIS country to keep all freaks to have dreams and live peacefully and happily. But, it turned to a evil country of death and misery. He ran off leaving anyone else to have the country because, he was sad that the country he founded could turn into danger like what had happen. 2 years if wondering and exploring to see what he could do, he finally found a country where he would be normal, where all fish's had legs and arm's, and he became president in it and is still president today. And wanted to try again but, failed when the place was bombed by Mr. Krabs because, he's a jerk.

He had no friend's and for century's sat in his office and did nothing expect when he was needed. He was sad, and depressed often to the point of suicide. But, killing your self is dumb so a boy named Gumball Watterson came in for some change on the pay phone. They talked, and wouldn't shut up to the point they realized how much they had in common and made a ode to always be best friends and stay happy together. They went on adventures in political process and throughout the UnWorld.

After, a slip in the Chum Bucket they bombed Bikini Bottom again so while cleaning it up they ended up by finding a portal to World war II meaning, there was no turning back. After seeing what Germany had become, and seeing how they both have been fuhers, they teamed up to stop the war. They killed Adolf Hitler, and burned Nazis and terrorists because, it was needed till they ended up back in bikini bottom. But, like everything else something was worng. A chain reaction caused both country's portal's to be side by side meaning it was war in bikini bottom.

They tried everything to end the war but, a nuke was dropped causing the country to explode all together. (Finally) After, it was all rubble Darwin and Gumball crawled out and reconstructed everything and the portal was over. When the mayor's of Bikini Bottom came to power the place was done for and couldn't be fixed.


Darwin is still president, and he's still with Gumball and there having fun with Shame's and screwing around on a bike made of Pumkin skulls. But, he's still pretty freaking scary.

Trivia

  • He is the only known fish that has the ability to walk.
  • He is the first one who successfully defeated the entire Nazi army.
  • He bought the Death Star just to use it to destroy other galaxies.
Fuhrer of Germany
Squirrels
(???-1000)
←		 1000-1100 Albert Einstein
(1100-1107)
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President of Bikini Bottom
Unknown
(???-1102)
←		 1102-Today None
(N/A)
→
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