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DarthNorrisgee is the fusion of Chuck Norriseegee, N.S.M.R.C.U.D.S.K.M.C.M.D.P.U.S.D.D.E.N.M.V.9001.D.T.S.E.H., Discord, WeeMalSheeGas, and WaWaFries. He could theoretically blow up the entire UnOmniverse.


  • Teleportation: Exactly what it says on the tin.
  • Invincibility: He is invincible to everything up to and including NaN. He can also respawn instantly.
  • Lazers: He can shoot various types of lasers from his eyes, including the galaxy-destroying UltraHyperWeegeeDeathLAZOR.
  • Survival on Nothing: DarthNorrisgee does not need food, water, or oxygen to survive.
  • DarthNorrisgee Stare I: When he stares at you from any direction, you instantly turn into a DarthNorrisgee clone.
  • Thunder Powers: Obvious.
  • Time Travel: Again, exactly what it says on the tin.
  • Energy Blasts: More powerful than Chuck Norris's.
  • Zalgo Corruption: He may not look very Zalgo-y, but he still has this power for some reason.
  • Mindr@pe: 9001 times faster acting than the leading brand.
  • Mass Hypnosis: Yet again, exactly what it says on the tin.
  • Shoop da Whoop: More powerful than the versions utilized by anyone else.
  • Chaos Control: A REALLY awesome power. See the article for more info.
  • Revival: He can revive people and make them near-Undefeatable.
  • Pitch Black Aura: Turns everything around him that colour.
  • Monitor Infection: He can infect anything that has a monitor with his picture.
  • Blowing Stuff Up: DarthNorrisgee can blow anything up.
  • Self-Multiplication: He can clone himself by multiplying.
  • Growing Twice As Large as the Sun: Again, obvious.
  • Fire Flower Black Hole: He can create a black hole that turns anything inside it into a Fire Flower.
  • Reality Warping: Yet again, pretty obvious.
  • Flying: Of course, DarthNorrisgee can fly. That's because he's designed to be ridiculously overpowered.
  • DarthNorrisgee Stare II: Another stare. This causes victims to asplode after 5 minutes.
  • Liquid Transformation: DarthNorrisgee can transform into a liquid form.
  • Gravity Control: DarthNorrisgee can alter his personal gravity at will, allowing him to walk on ceilings and crawl on walls.
  • Hammer Zone: Last, but not least, DarthNorrisgee can play this evil song at deadly volumes.
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