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DarthNorrisgee is the fusion of Chuck Norriseegee, N.S.M.R.C.U.D.S.K.M.C.M.D.P.U.S.D.D.E.N.M.V.9001.D.T.S.E.H., Asplode Tinky Winky, WeeMalSheeGas, and WaWaFries. He could theoretically blow up the entire UnOmniverse. The sole reason N.S.M.R.C.U.D.S.K.M.C.M.D.P.U.S.D.D.E.N.M.V.9001.D.T.S.E.H. was killed was to prevent this fusion from being achieved. However, the remaining 4 members made a fusion with NEDMgee, creating DarthNorrisgee 2.0.
- Teleportation: Exactly what it says on the tin.
- Invincibility: He is invincible to everything up to and including NaN. He can also respawn instantly.
- Lazers: He can shoot various types of lasers from his eyes, including the galaxy-destroying UltraHyperWeegeeDeathLAZOR.
- Survival on Nothing: DarthNorrisgee does not need food, water, or oxygen to survive.
- DarthNorrisgee Stare I: When he stares at you from any direction, you instantly turn into a DarthNorrisgee clone. The clones can spread the virus, but don't have any of his other powers.
- Thunder Powers: Obvious.
- Time Travel: Again, exactly what it says on the tin.
- Energy Blasts: More powerful than Chuck Norris's.
- Zalgo Corruption: He may not look very Zalgo-y, but he still has this power for some reason.
- Mindr@pe: 9001 times faster acting than the leading brand.
- Mass Hypnosis: Yet again, exactly what it says on the tin.
- Shoop da Whoop: More powerful than the versions utilized by anyone else.
- Mindnukes: He can use mindnukes that wipe the victim's memory.
- Chaos Control: A REALLY awesome power. See the article for more info.
- Revival: He can revive people and make them near-Undefeatable.
- Pitch Black Aura: Turns everything around him that colour.
- Monitor Infection: He can infect anything that has a monitor with his picture.
- Blowing Stuff Up: DarthNorrisgee can blow anything up.
- Self-Multiplication: He can clone himself by multiplying.
- Growing Twice As Large as the Sun: Again, obvious.
- Galaxy Destruction: DarthNorrisgee can destroy entire galaxies.
- Elemental Jellyfish Spawn: He can spawn various types of elemental jellyfish.
- Clone Summon: He can summon clones of his components.
- Atomic Bomb Ejection: He can shoot atomic bombs at people.
- Telekinesis: He can move things with his mind.
- Pyrokinesis: Also known as firebending.
- Hydrokinesis: Also known as waterbending.
- Psychokinesis: Also known as mind control.
- Regenerative Body: If any part of his body is damaged, then it regenerates.
- Zalgo Corruption: He can Zalgo-ify things, making them really creepy like Zalgo,
- Ginormous Swallow: Basically vore.
- Fire Flower Black Hole: He can create a black hole that turns anything inside it into a Fire Flower.
- Reality Warping: Yet again, pretty obvious.
- Flying: Of course, DarthNorrisgee can fly. That's because he's designed to be ridiculously overpowered.
- DarthNorrisgee Stare II: Another stare. This causes victims to asplode after 5 minutes.
- Liquid Transformation: DarthNorrisgee can transform into a liquid form.
- Gravity Control: DarthNorrisgee can alter his personal gravity at will, allowing him to walk on ceilings and crawl on walls.
- Hammer Zone: Last, but not least, DarthNorrisgee can play this evil song at deadly volumes.
- Anti-Wa-Guy Spikes: He is covered in spikes that instantly kill Wa-Guys.
- No Eyes: He has no biological eyes, only cameras, to make him immune to all other Weegees and Fakegees.
- Detection Technology: He can detect heat, movement, and electricity from 9001 kilometers away.
- Really Fast Speed: Exactly what it says on the tin.
- Infinite Übercharge: Can allow him to become EVEN MORE invincible for an indefinite amount of time; however, he can't do anything else while in this state.
- Apparition: His head can detach from his body, turn gigantic, float around, and even turn invisible.
- Thunder Earrape: An ear-raping thunder sound effect.