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Darrius is a Sedian who grew weary of Orderrealm's oppressive nature, prompting him to rebel against the government. Consequently, he was branded a terrorist and FAILED in his attempt to overthrow the Orderrealm government due to Hotaru's army defeating his rebels. As a result, he was exiled by the people to the UnWorld, where he would spend the remainder of his life. It was here that he stumbled upon the chaotic lands of Ohio, stole a computer, and took refuge in an abandoned house. This day would go down in history as the day Darrius discovered Friday Night Fuckin'.

His Experiences With FNF[]

He played mod after mod and despised every single one, including VS Captain 0. Subsequently, he uncovered the fandom's toxicity and hatred, as they would harass people over a ship. Most of the mod makers were Pedo Bears, and in general, Darrius detested the music, which he likened to nails on a chalkboard. Consequently, he ceased playing the trashy rhythm shame and decided to join a small fandom. Unfortunately, the good times didn't last, as a mod was created for that fandom, opening the floodgates for young children to attack and propagate their undesirable ships within the fandom. This infuriated Darrius to the point where he made a vow to prevent any FNF mods from being created for small fandoms. Upon returning home, he established the religion Darrism and the prophecy:

When a mod is made about something with a small fandom, the children will tear it apart and ruin it.

Darrius

This earned the disdain of every Friday Night Fuckin' fan and even the characters, who viewed him as an evil figure who despised fun. In reality, he simply didn't want any more FNF mods, and to the small fandoms, he became known as Darrius, the god of hating FNF.

Darrius's Grand Plan[]

Darrius had one singular plan: to put an end to all FNF mods created for shames or shows with a small fanbase. To achieve this, he devised a superweapon known as the FNF Destroyer, a virus capable of wiping out multiple FNF mods. However, the fans vehemently opposed this and sent Yellow to eliminate him. This battle raged on for several days as they continuously dispatched FNF mod characters to kill him. This forced Darrius to relocate to a different area. He remained in hiding for months to evade capture until one day, Tien appeared and informed him that they needed an additional team member for the next Tournament of Power to replace Bulk Bogan. Darrius accepted the offer and joined both the tournament and the Coalition Against Evil. This marks the end of Darrius's tale.

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