git gud
—What every Dark Souls pro says to n00bs
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Dark Souls 2 is a stupidly hard shame, and is known as one of the most unbeatable shames TO EVER EXIST! It revolves around You, the main character taking on quests that are WAY too hard for mere n00bs and mortals. From killing bosses that burn you alive in 1 hit to tight precision jumps that even being a millisecond off will KILL YOU! It was a sequel to the infamously hard Dark Souls.
The only people who have beaten this shame are Chuck Norris and Captain 10. Chuck knows how to beat every shame ever made with ease and he beat the shame in 2 minutes while Captain 10 just got gud at the shame over time, although it did take him 2 weeks to 100% the game. This shame is also known as one of the hardest shames of all time.
What you MUST have to play the shame[]
- An actual brain (make sure that it works!)
- A guide book
- And a big middle finger!
Ratings[]
ESRB: Gave it a T for Violence, Blood and partial nudity
PEGI: Gave it a 16 for Violence and Scary Stuffs
Before you even think about playing Dark Souls, read the message