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Dandruff, oh boy, it's like the scalp's own troublemaker. It's all like, "Hey, hair and happiness, I'm here to ruin your day!" And you're left scratching your head, literally scratching, like, why is the UnUniverse so against you, man? But hold on tight, 'cause we're about to unravel this whole mess, or whatever.

Some bacon hair

Bacon Hair Infected with dandruff.

Okay, okay, let's remember we're here for a good time, folks. No hard feelings, anime lovers such as YOURSELF, but we just gotta have a laugh, you know? Laughter, the magic cure for itchy heads or something. So, back to the main event, dandruff! People try all kinds of crazy stuff to deal with it, from the sketchy "lean" to the mystical powers of "DINNER". Anyway, dandruff messes with loads of people UnWorldwide, 'cause apparently, these minuscule rebel skin cells on your scalp think it's cool to do dramatic hair escapes whenever it's most inconvenient. Go figure!

Uses[]

  • Fake snow
  • Tasty treat
  • Reason not to go to work (it is contagious)

Notable people with dandruff[]

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