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For Sheogorath's army, see Daedric Army.

Sanguine the Daedra

The Daedra are a group of gods native to a parallel dimension. This dimension is closely linked to Skyrim, so they are often seen hanging out here. There are seventeen Daedra in total. They're gods, just like the Greek gods, except these ones are cooler. The Daedra are powerful gods, but they often take the form of mortals. But sometimes they take the form of really cool people wearing awesome armor of doom. There are also a bunch of minor Daedra, but they are no more than stupid monsters and beasts that aren't potty trained.

The Daedrics were first created over 20,000 years ago when Chuck Norris split up a fight between Marx and Bob Saget. Fortunately, they were fighting on a distant planet, so that planet was destroyed instead of ours. When Chuck Norris split up the fight, he roundhouse kicked both Marx and Bob Saget. The energy impulse that resulted spawned several of the Daedric gods, as well as the Daedric beasts. More gods were born afterwards.



  • Azura
  • Boethiah
  • Clavicus Vile
  • Hermaeus Mora
  • Hircine
  • Malacath
  • Mehrunes Dagon
  • Mephala
  • Meridia
  • Molag Bal
  • Namira
  • Nocturnal
  • Peryite
  • Sanguine
  • Sheogorath
  • Jyggalag
  • Vaermina
  • Zeus (formerly)
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