Da Gay-B-Cs

Da Gay-B-Cs (short for De Gay-A De Gay-B De GayCs) are jacked up half-ancestors of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ who have no purpose and are especially stupid letter-wannabees, who work in Stupid Land (moreso their minds are in Stupid Land, because the real one got destroyed).

Birth[]

Da LGBCS (don't know how L got involved, it's part of their stupid abbreviation) were once just rouge atoms that idolized the A-B-Cs and eventually saw their similarities and joined together using the UnStrong and UnWeak Nuclear UnForces, as well as UnElectromagitism and UnGravity (not any of the actual forces, or people), to make UnMatter in the shape of the alphabet. But things were not right inside of their UnSouls; they turned into gays and became weird-outcasts. This is why we know them as da LGBCS. However, through mind power psychic abilities, it was revealed that the atoms that made them were the giblets of the abandoned kids of the actual A-B-Cs! After figuring this out, they banded together to try to make everything in the UnUniverse gay.

Protections & Bounties/Rewards[]

Da LGBCS, however, can be stopped in the moment of gayifing things of organisms. There are two ways to do this conventionally, and one other method that is purely dependent on someone being at the right place at the right time. The two conventional ways to do this are:

Screaming, "Gay Ain't Okay!". This will stop the gayification process. However, it can be initiated immediately after, so a person could make quite the spectacle.
Holding/ touching a statue, replica, or any hand-hold model of any A-B-Cs member.
Luck based method requires an undefeatable to just so happen to be in the vicinity and then do one of two things: say, "Gay Ain't Okay!", or use whatever superpowers they have to decimate da LGBC in question.

Note that da LGBCS can never truly be killed, as once struck, they will revert to their atom-form and reform after some time. There are bounties/rewards regarding da LGBCS. If you can prove that you will saved anything from being gayified, then you will receive a reward. This reward is determined at the rewarders discresion, usually about $20.

Members[]

Gay-A (Hit-man)
Gay-B (Hit-man)
Gay-C (Leader)
Gay-D (Gayification Scientist Containment Specialist)
Gay-E (Unknown Role)
Gay-F (Action Specialist Team [AST] Leader)
Gay-G (AST Member)
Gay-H (AST Member)
Gay-I (AST Member)
Gay-J (AST Member)
Gay-K (AST Member)
Gay-L (AST Member)
Gay-M (Unknown Role)
Gay-N (Tabs and Information Keeper)
Gay-O (Tabs and Information Employee)
Gay-P (Tabs and Information Employee)
Gay-Q (Records Database Keeper)
Gay-R (Records Database Employee)
Gay-S (Spy Unit Chief)
Gay-T (Spy Unit Squad A Officer)
Gay-U (Spy Unit Squad B Officer)
Gay-V (Spy Unit A Member)
Gay-W (Spy Unit B Member)
Gay-X (Former-Leader. Now he is Gayification Scientist Leader)
Gay-Y (Spy Unit A Member)
Gay-Z (Spy Unit B Member)

Other Members[]

Confirmed[]

Gay-Ñ (Bilingual Specialist [More about languages in the Languages Section])

Gay Numbers (1-100)[]

1-10 (Bilingual Intel Team Members) (3* is leader of the team)
11-25 (Hit-man Helpers) (15 is the leader)
26-50 (LGBC HQ Laborers [Roles like Tech, Kitchen, Cleaning, that type of stuff]) (34 is leader of said workforce)
51-75 (Unspecified Interns [Work for LGBC Letters]) (72 is Intern Liaison)
76-100 (Guard Force) (No ranks; Numbers assigned to Letters based on Letter importance) (The Letter is in charge of the Number)
101 (Confirmed Exile) (Exiled for treason regarding the un-gayification phrase) (Now is working with the A-B-Cs [Unconfirmed])

Unconfirmed[]

⨀ (Unknown Member)
Gay-ẞ (Former Nazi)

Roles[]

Hit-men (Gay-A, Gay-B, Gay Numbers 11-25) are the specialized workforce that go and gayify intentional targets.

Gayification Scientists
- Containment Specialist (Gay-D) is the letter most knowledgeable about the containment of gayification materials.
- Leader of the Gayification Scientists (Gay-X) deals with the overall management of the Gayification Scientists.
- About half of the Unspecified Interns work with the Gayification Scientists.
Action Specialist Team [AST]
- Leader of the AST (Gay-F) is in charge of the letters and ¼ of the Unspecified Interns that actively gayify things.
- AST Members (Gay-[G thru L] and ¼ of the Unspecified Interns) actively go and gayify
Tabs and Information
- Tabs and Information Keeper (Gay-N) is in charge of the keeping of the tabs and information held at LGBC HQ. ¼ of Unspecified Interns assist Gay-N
- Tabs and Information Employee (Gay-[O and P] and ½ of da LGBCHQ Laborers [Numbers]) fetches the tabs and information files.
Records Database
- Records Database Keeper (Gay-Q) has the same role as T&I Keeper (Gay-N) except deals with records.
- Records Database Employee (Gay-R) fetches records.
- ¼ of da LGBCHQ Laborers assist Gay-R.
Spy Unit
- Spy Unit Chief (Gay-S) oversees the Spy Unit as a whole.
  - Spy Unit Squad A
    - Spy Unit Squad A Officer (Gay-T) oversees Spy Unit Squad A.
    - Gay-V and Gay-Y are the two members of Spy Unit Squad A.
  - Spy Unit Squad B
    - Spy Unit Squad B Officer (Gay-U) oversees Spy Unit Squad B
    - Gay-W and Gay-Z are the two members on Spy Unit Squad B
Bilingual Team
- Gay-Ñ is the Bilingual Specialist, who is in charge of informing the Hit-men and the AST on any and every language in the UnUniverse.
- Gay Numbers 1-10 assist in locating and learning languages and reporting back to the Bilingual Specialist.

Languages[]

The one requirement to gayify something in otherwise unobstructed conditions is the fact that the incantation (covered in the 'Incantation' section) must be in the gayify-ee's language. (Note that objects do not apply; any language works) This is where Gay-Ñ and Gay Numbers 1-10 come in. Gay-Ñ informs the Hit-men and their assigned number helpers how to determine the needed language, as well as informing how to incant in every language. Gay-Ñ learns new languages from Gay Numbers 1-10, who scower the UnUniverse for new languages so they can figure out how to say the incantation in said language. Note that the Gay Numbers 1-10 NEVER gayify anything during the searching process! The need to identify the language a target speaks is due to the fact that the wrong language will backfire the incantation, and the victim will be forever immune to gayness (with the exception of the choice to be gay).

Incantation[]

O' Person, O' Thing
Please hear my plea!
Being gay is the thing,
that everyone needs!
So, I say it, as I do every time:
Turn gay! Turn GAY! Or you will DIE!

*Gayification process begins. After 30 of the 60 seconds, it will be irreversable.*