Let's gooooo!
—DaBaby Convertible
DaBaby Convertible. also known by LOSERS as The Baby Car, is a legendary replacement of Thomas the Tank Engine when ever he's sick or doesn't feel like it. He was first hired by the Undefeatables in 2021, when Thomas caught the Black Plague. With over 10,000 horse power, DaBaby Convertible is so fast, he makes a "nyeowwwwww" noise. And damn, that's fast. And, on a side note, he doesn't even use gasoline! When DaBaby was first hired, he didn't have a seat on him so anyone who drived the DaBaby convertible would fall off and probably scrape their face off, except for the Undefeatables. The Undefeatables were tired of people asking to ride the DaBaby convertible that they decided to install a golden nose seat to DaBaby. Only 5 people have rode the DaBaby Convertible. Those being Neil Armstrong, Albert Einstein, Chuck Norris (unsurprisingly), the man who made bleach, (I am too lazy to Google who invented bleach) and finally, Justin Bieber. Bieber fell off DaBaby and broke his chin because he's not good)
Origin[]
DaBaby was once some rapper calling himself DaBaby, living in alley ways, sometimes gettin' freaky on Friday nights, when he found out that gasoline is good for you. (this is obviously a lie; do not drink gasoline!) He immediately used his 30 UnDollars and bought a Chug Jug of gasoline from some shop in Koridai, and tried a sip. The gasoline mixed with the Chug Jug liquid, making him instantly unwell, and then someone turned him into a convertible. He wasn't da baby anymore, he was DABABY CONVERTIBLE.
Trivia[]
DaBaby sadly can't rap anymore since he's a car.- False. I watched him do it -Vesta
- The government wants DaBaby because of how fast he is.
- In the future, DaBaby will be used as a armored car in World War III.
- His power is OVAH 10,000!!
- Is a grandma taking too long to cross the street? Try out DaBaby and squish her today. (Just kidding; it takes a trillion UnDollars to even get one's hands on the DaBaby Convertible.)
- DaBaby can also be summoned in either Minecraft or Grand Theft Sesame Street.
- Horrortime Tubby likes DaBaby but since DaBaby wants to be good, he doesn't like Horrortime Tubby.
- Stop reading facts, fart boy.