Nintendo won't do anything to you... BUT I WILL!
—DJ Hallyboo, being edgy
You have been quite foolish when it comes to messing with others, Dawson. You have endangered the lives of those you consider close, shame on you. It's your choice, though, so you have to live with it.
—Judgment Boy, being the first person ever to call Hallyboo by his first name
You show up at MY HOME nearly kill MY MOM and for what BECAUSE I PIRATED 40 YEAR OLD Shames WITH MY FATHER ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT PATHETIC! YOU SHALL PAY FOR HURTING THE PEOPLE I LOVED DJ HALLYBOO! YOU SHALL FACE THE WRATH OF THE DRAGON AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
—The enraged Hong Krizalid whos about to fight Hallyboo over what he did to her mom
I don't trust him, he just gives off bad vibes. I know it's his job and whatever to stop piracy, but he just takes it a step too far with the murder, breaking-and-entering, and doxxing. He's bound to have made some enemies in that line of work, y'know. Something bad is coming on the horizon. I can feel it.
—Nightmarionne, when DJ Hallyboo first showed up at the Top Hat Mafia's base.
Thats it you blue fucker you've lost liver privileges
—Hei Meiling to Hallyboop after finding out about what he did to Hong Krizalid
DOXX HER NOT ME
—DJ Hallyboo
DJ Hallyboo takes his job way too seriously was amazing at his job! For context, he was a unique member of the Nintendo Ninjas in that he functioned as a sort of bounty hunter when it came to people playing ROMs of shames. He could go from inside whatever pirated Nintendo shame he wanted to before attacking anyone who played them and dragged them away to atone for their crimes. He was also known to set up fake "hacked shames for free" websites designed to snag the user's IP address and (sometimes) access your webcam.
Hallyboo was originally from the Mushroom Kingdom, where he watched the Mario Bunch protect Nintendo like bodyguards. Motivated by a combination of this and the one time he killed a bird by pouring acid from the Teletubby Land Acid Lake on it (don't ask how he got it), he joined the Nintendo Ninjas at the bright age of 18.
Two of his most frequent adversaries were Krizalid and Hong Krizalid, who both regularly pirate shames. Hallyboo nearly killed the latter's mother and the former's wife, but left once he realized that she had nothing to do with it. He also once held Juno hostage for a few days due to Cool Guy being, well, Cool Guy.
Death[]
His death was orchestrated by Nightmarionne and several other Goths, but was actually committed by someone unrelated to either them or the Top Hat Mafia. He was found burned alive, with every bone in his body broken. His death remains a mystery, as the only thing we have are the Myopia Records, which doesn't directly give us the answers.
Trivia[]
- Foodini instantly pointed to him when Hei Meiling asked about who hurt her great-great-great-granddaughter. He is still mad at him for throwing him under the bus (even though it's true).
- Hei took his liver
- Despite working for Nintendo, DJ hates the Shame Boi Camera, mostly due to the "who are you running from?" screen freaking him out (heh, what a wimp).
- He once got doxxed by Grimmsnarl while trying to find Hong Krizalid's address. DJ was not amused, which lead to the legendary quote of "dox HER, not ME!".
- He was wanted in the Mushroom Kingdom due to his potential involvement in a murder, but that was cut short for obvious reasons.
- His favorite shame is Mario Mart.
- DJ has fought Boyfriend in a FNF rap battle once, specifically in the mod Mario's Madness.
- Hallyboo is directly responsible for the death of a child. After Nintendo found out that a young girl pirated shames for her Shame Boi Micro they told him and the nintendo ninjas to kill her this would later lead to the mishap and the incident that would end up causing Faust to lose his fucking mind.
- In the words of Balalaika: "This blue freak is cringe and so is the company that he works for".
- Camera-San regularly vandalizes his tombstone. Last time, they wrote out their name in Hyper-Realistic Blood and did an impromptu tap dance session right on top of where he was actually buried.